"I have no idea how I get such beautiful women to sleep with me. I mean, look at me. Thank God I'm funny and rich."
— Drew Carey
"Baby, even the losers get lucky sometimes."
—Tom Petty, Even the Losers
Angelica's heart thumped as she remembered the first time she'd seen William. He had come into the room with an armful of books, stumbled over the carpet and dropped everything on the floor. He looked embarrassed as he gathered his books and his wits, launching into a lecture of which Angelica heard nothing. She was too busy memorising everything about him, from the tiny hairs disappearing up the sleeves of his shirt, to the way his black-rimmed glasses sat on his nose.
— Angeldust, a Story Within a Story in Messing Around, by Rachel Flynn