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Live-Action TV

Kennedy: Let's start with the easy stuff. How long have you known? That you were gay?
Willow: Wait. That's easy? And what, you just assume that I'm—I'm gay? I mean, presume much?
Kennedy: Okay, sorry. How long have you enjoyed having sex with women?
Willow: Hey! And what, you think you have some sort of special "lesbidar" or something?
Kennedy: Okay, you know there's a better word for that, right?

"It's kind of like some sort of… gay radar. I call it… the homometer."
Ed Helms as a corespondent of The Daily Show.

Chandler: So— you can tell?
Lowell: Pretty much, most of the time. We have a kind of… radar.

"I'm a closet lesbian and a judgemental bitch — which means one thing: I have awesome gaydar."
Santana, Glee

Web Comics

"I wish my spider senses had gaydar."

Web Video

Yugi: Look, Bakura! Your Millennium Ring is acting really peculiar.
Bakura: Oh, that's just my gaydar. My father had it installed in my Millennium Ring in order to protect me, because I look so bloody effeminate!
Yugi: I wonder why it's pointing towards Pegasus's castle?
Bakura: Bugger if I know.
Pegasus: This tournament is simply fabulous! Ooooh, let's celebrate by watching the Spice Girls movie!
Croquet: Oh, not again!
Yu-Gi-Oh! The Abridged Seriesnote 

Yami Bakura: So, you are the source of the gay signal I've been tracking! Though I probably could have deduced that without the use of my Gaydar. It seems we both ha—
Marik: What? Whoa, whoa, hold on now! You think I'm… Look, I'll have you know that I like women!
Bakura: No doubt. That's probably why you've dressed yourself like one.

Western Animation

"I think he comes from a dimension that's big on musical theater."
Bender, commenting on an energy being as his "gaydar" beeps, Futurama

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