Quotes / Gay Conservative

Gay Republicans. How exactly does that work? "We disapprove of our own lifestyle. We beat ourselves up in parking lots."
Paula Poundstone

Leon: I hate to shop! Huh, I am absolutely insensitive. I detest Barbara Streisand. And for God's sake, I'm a Republican!
Roseanne: But do you like having sex with men?
Leon: Well it's...
Roseanne: GAY!