"Yo Joe!"
—Various Joe's
"Cobra!"
—Various Cobra's
-"G.I. Joe is the codename for American's daring, highly trained special mission force. Its purpose: to defend human freedom against Cobra, a ruthless terrorist organization determined to rule the world."
"G. I. Joe is America's top secret mobile strike force team. The mission: to defend freedom. The threat: Cobra, an evil organization bent on world conquest. The battle cry: Yo Joe!"
—Opening Narration for the DiC seasons.
"As of now, your little project is deader than disco!"
—Cobra Commander
"Know that I am the one you seek! I am the one born to rule, destined to conquer! Let those who fear me, follow me. Let those who oppose me, die! For I am Serpentor, and this, I command!"
—Serpentor in "Arise, Serpentor, Arise"
"Maybe we have an ancestor in common?"
—Lady-Jaye in "Skeletons in the Closet"
"Surrender, my grandmother!"
—Duke in "Jungle Trap"
"Figures, Shipwreck! You would be in the sleaziest hole in Hollywood."
—Cover-Girl in "Lights! Camera! Cobra!"
"They don't look like monkeys to me, Torch. They look more like trout... Just before you pop 'em in the frying pan and eat 'em."
—Buzzer in "The Revenge of Cobra, pt.1"
"Leave. Before I completely regain my senses."
—Mainframe in "Computer Complications"
"You gotta be tougher that that! I'm no wimp anymore! I'm a G.I. Joe, and nothing stops a G.I. Joe! Nothing!"
—Low-Light in "Nightmare Assault"
"Next time we're in combat, Leatherneck, remind me to get right in front of you. That'll be the safest place!"
—Wetsuit in "Arise, Serpentor, Arise"
''"Yes siree, it was right then and there that GI Joe came to me, and asked for my advice!"
—Harvey the farmer in "The Greenhouse Effect"
''"Awl Joes report fuh duty. Dis means you, Shipwreck!"
—Beachhead in "Once Upon a Joe"
''"You pea-brained carbon copies of identical dumbbells! You're responsible!"
—Cobra Commander in "Knotting Cobra's Coils"
''"Premature panic is the sign of an immature mind!"
—Destro in "Insert episode name here"
