Quotes / Frothy Mugs of Water

"Yeah, the whole place is dubbed, so they sell 'juice' here. It gets the job done, though."

— Terri, Billy vs. SNAKEMAN

I'm drinkin' OJ. [beverage changes color] Now it's apple juice. [changes color again] Now it's beer. Yay, beer!

—Master Roshi, Dragon Ball Z Abridged

Roshi: Now it's a Nestlé Crunch Bar. [it changes shape] Now it's a Gummi Bear. [it changes shape again] Now it's Nappa.
Nappa: Wait, what the hell?!

—Dragon Ball Z Abridged, following up on the above

Sara: Nah, we're just gonna hang out and drink age-appropriate drinks.

Wirt: Like, juice?

Sara: Yeah, and whatever. Age-appropriate stuff that's not illegal.

—Over the Garden Wall

Paige: Mm-mmm! Nothing like an ice cold root BEER!
Peter: Yup. A root BEER sure hits the spot after school!
Paige: You know, I may even have two root BEERS, I'm so thirsty!
Jason: Say, are you two talking about root BEER?!
Peter: Why, yes, we are talking about root BEER!
Jason: What a coincidence! I was just thinking to myself how good this root BEER tastes!
Roger: Remind me to never again tell the kids what I'm giving up for Lent.

—FoxTrot

99 bottles of age-appropriate beverage on the wall, 99 bottles of age-appropriate beverage on the wall, take one now, pass it around, 98 bottles of age-appropriate beverage bottles on the wall...

—The Amazing World of Gumball, "The Parking"

Maybe it's just the sodas talking, but I think we should work together to win that car.

—Mordecai, Regular Show

"I propose a toast. Here's to great friends, good food, and family-friendly glasses of fruit juice!"

—Purple Toad, Paper Mario: The Origami King

It might look like beer, and taste like beer, and get you drunk like beer, but we're assured it's not beer.

—"Definitely not beer" description, Princess Connect! Re:Dive

"We here are known around these parts for our drinkin' skills... and this just happens to be... a lemonade bar."

— Dingo guard, Sly 3: Honor Among Thieves

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