All I know is donít ever get into a feud with Taylor Swift. She has like 50 million people that will die for her. Itís like an army thatís worse than North Korea. You canít step into that arena. That was something I was never prepared for. One of the biggest mistakes of my career was definitely fucking with her.
Bentobox Cummerbund is starring in Hamlet in London and some critics shit on his performance. In his defense, it was probably hard for the critics to focus on his performance while inhaling the scent of boiling crotch yogurt wafting off of his crazed and horny fans in the audience.
As a Patriots fan living in Virginia, you can imagine how excited I was to find out they'd be doing joint practices with the Redskins. Then I show up to training camp to find myself surrounded by 20,000 women in Brady jerseys. These women screamed for 3 hours nonstop at Tom from the sidelines. Three weeks later and my ears still aren't functioning.
Kate Beckett: And here's how I found Marvin Fisk. Right out of Hell Hath No Fury.
Richard Castle: Looks like I have a fan.
Kate Beckett: Yeah, a really deranged fan.
Richard Castle: Oh, you don't look deranged to me.
Kate Beckett: ...What?
Richard Castle: Hell Hath No Fury? Angry wiccans out for blood? Come on, only hardcore Castle groupies read that one.
Duke Devlin: Welcome to the Duke Devlin love-nasium! I hope you don't mind but I took the liberty of inviting my fangirls to watch our duel.
Fangirls: Oh Dukey you're so fine, You're so fine you blow my mind, Hey Dukey! (clap clap) Hey Dukey! (continues in background)
Tea: It's true what they say: Fangirls ruin everything.
— Yu-Gi-Oh! The Abridged Series, "Shine on You Crazy Devlin"
Bakura: I'm here to join you on your adventure. I hope you don't mind, but I brought my fangirls with me.
Mob of fangirls: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Joey: God, it's like hanging out with the Jonas Brothers.
— Yu-Gi-Oh! The Abridged Series, "A Tale of Two Tournies"