All I know is donít ever get into a feud with Taylor Swift. She has like 50 million people that will die for her. Itís like an army thatís worse than North Korea. You canít step into that arena. That was something I was never prepared for. One of the biggest mistakes of my career was definitely fucking with her.
As Iíve said a million times before, my mom is a major Dr. Oz fan and although she doesnít totally believe in everything he says, she will knife a bitch who talks major shit about him. Thatís why I keep a suit of armor in her spare bedroom closet. Whenever Iím at her house and sheís watching Dr. Oz, I have to put on that suit of armor so I can safely talk shit about him in front of her. Since my mom is an Ozhead, sheíd probably agree with him about his show not being a medical show. Itís not a medical show. Itís CHURCH!
Michael K., "The Dr. Oz Show Isnít A Medical Show, Okay?"
As a Patriots fan living in Virginia, you can imagine how excited I was to find out they'd be doing joint practices with the Redskins. Then I show up to training camp to find myself surrounded by 20,000 women in Brady jerseys. These women screamed for 3 hours nonstop at Tom from the sidelines. Three weeks later and my ears still aren't functioning.
Early this morning, every Cumberbitch woke up and after she used her fingers to chip away the shell of crusty tears that sealed her eyelids shut, she opened her eyes to see her loved one holding an open laptop while saying, 'Itís time to face the Internet again.' The glare from her laptop screen blinded her for a second and she screamed, 'Iím not ready! Iím not ready to face the truth!' Well, hopefully she ignored the Internet, went back to bed and continued to weep while clutching her otter stuffed animal (itís the closest thing to a Benedict Cumberbatch Real Doll out there)
—Michael K. on Mrs. Benedict Cumberbatch
Kate Beckett: And here's how I found Marvin Fisk. Right out of Hell Hath No Fury.
Richard Castle: Looks like I have a fan.
Kate Beckett: Yeah, a really deranged fan.
Richard Castle: Oh, you don't look deranged to me.
Kate Beckett: ...What?
Richard Castle: Hell Hath No Fury? Angry wiccans out for blood? Come on, only hardcore Castle groupies read that one.
Duke Devlin: Welcome to the Duke Devlin love-nasium! I hope you don't mind but I took the liberty of inviting my fangirls to watch our duel.
Fangirls: Oh Dukey you're so fine, You're so fine you blow my mind, Hey Dukey! (clap clap) Hey Dukey! (continues in background)
Tea: It's true what they say: Fangirls ruin everything.
— Yu-Gi-Oh! The Abridged Series, "Shine on You Crazy Devlin"
Bakura: I'm here to join you on your adventure. I hope you don't mind, but I brought my fangirls with me.
Mob of fangirls: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Joey: God, it's like hanging out with the Jonas Brothers.
— Yu-Gi-Oh! The Abridged Series, "A Tale of Two Tournies"