Barney: Our friend Robin used to do porn-, wait for it, -ography!
Ted: Yeah, we didn't really have to wait for that. And it's ridiculous
Lily: I don't know, he could be right. She does have the fake orgasm noises down.
Ted: Hey!
Lily: What? The walls are thin.
Ted: That's not what I'm "hey"-ing you about.
Ted: Yeah, we didn't really have to wait for that. And it's ridiculous
Lily: I don't know, he could be right. She does have the fake orgasm noises down.
Ted: Hey!
Lily: What? The walls are thin.
Ted: That's not what I'm "hey"-ing you about.
—How I Met Your Mother, "Slap Bet"
Troy McClure: Then came the honeymoon... (jazzy music starts playing)
The Entire Class: Ewwwwwwww!!!
Mrs. Krabappel: (smokes a cigarette) She's faking it.
The Entire Class: Ewwwwwwww!!!
Mrs. Krabappel: (smokes a cigarette) She's faking it.
