Quotes / Everything Except Most Things

Live-Action TV

Josh: So let's just move on. We've got more important things to deal with. For instance, me being shot to death.
Melissa: That's not gonna happen, Josh. We're in a musical, okay? Nobody gets killed in a musical. Except Oklahoma! And Carousel. And South Pacific. Oh, hello, West Side Story.
Josh: That sounds like all the musicals!

— Schmigadoon!

Video Games

Sorry, pal. I´m a pretty picky eater. I only eat burgers, hot dogs, fries, pizza, onion rings, spaghetti, sandwiches, chicken, steak, pork chops, mashed potatoes, cole slaw, roast beef...

— Rufus, Street Fighter IV

Web Video

"Y'know, that's the thing that this weapon has that I—I do truly love about it is that the—the satisfaction, of getting a direct shot, is ooh! It's mwah! It's perfect! No other weapon has that, except for all the blasters and chargers and everything else that has that. But aside from that, it's a rare thing, that deserves appreciation!"

— JayMoji, "I'm Becoming a Blaster Main in Splatoon 3..."

Western Animation

We're gonna build a new settlement. We'll have a happy new life, and we'll have equal rights for all. Except Blacks, Asians, Hispanics, Jews, gays, women, Muslims...Um ...everybody who's not a white man. And I mean "white" white, so no Italians, no Polish. Just people from Ireland, England, and Scotland. But from only certain parts of Scotland and Ireland. Just full blooded whites. No, y'know what? Not even whites. Nobody gets any rights. Ahhhh...America.

— Griffin Peterson (founder of Quahog), Family Guy, "Peter's Progress"

Everything is going to plan. Except for smelling like piss, being covered in grease, having sweat like a kebab for fear of missing the train, and now being at risk of dying from the stark contrast of temperatures outside and inside this train.

— Zero, Tear Along the Dotted Line

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