Quotes / Egopolis

"Somebody loves herself a liiiittle too much."
Kim Possible, Kim Possible, "A Sitch In Time"

Sniper Wolf: You're going to rebuild Outer Haven!
Liquid Snake: No. Not Outer Haven...Liquidia! (silence) Fine. Outer Haven.
The Last Days of FOXHOUND

"I was gonna call it Peterland, but that gay bar down by the airport already took it."
Peter Griffin, "E. Peterbus Unum"

Alexander the Great: "I think we should call it Iskanderum."
Advisor: "Iskanderum great. Why Iskanderum?"
Alexander: "It's Turkish!"
Advisor: "...Is it Turkish for Alexandria?"
Alexander: "YES!!!"

"How can I take over the city and build my Eggman Empire if there IS no city?!"
Dr. Eggman, Shadow the Hedgehog

"New York will soon be renamed Commandergrad! I think..."

"They say Tapioca's a real tyrant... he's cruel and he's vain... In fact he's so vain he changed the name of the capital from Los Dopicos. He called it Tapiocapolis after himself."
Tintin, Tintin and the Picaros

[After Bart replaces the Kamp Krusty flag with one that says "Camp Bart"]
Lisa: Bart, you said you were gonna name it "Camp Freedom"!
Bart: Eh. This has more zing.
—>— The Simpsons, "Kamp Krusty"

Raj:All right. Imagine yourself in the one place you feel most at home. Where is that?
Sheldon: Sim City. More specifically, the Sim City I designed, Sheldonopolis.
Raj: Okay, youíre in Sheldonopolis.
Sheldon: Where exactly? Sheldon Square? Sheldon Towers? Sheldon Stadium, home of the Fighting Sheldons?
Raj: Whatever you like.
Sheldon: I thought this was supposed to be a guided meditation.
Raj: Fine. Youíre in Sheldon Square.
Sheldon: Really? This time of year? Itís a bit nippy.
Raj: Then, put on a sweater.
Sheldon: Suppose I could run downtown and pick up something at Shel-Mart.
Raj: Yeah, whatever. Just go buy a sweater.
Sheldon: You know, the nice thing about Shel-Mart is I own it, so I get a 15% discount.
The Big Bang Theory, The Pants Alternative