Quotes: Eagleland Osmosis
Hollywood infected your brain
You wanted kissing in the rain, oh, oh
Living in a movie scene
Puking American dreams, oh, oh
I'm obsessed with the mess that's America
Can you believe it? Fifty miles from McDonald's. I didn't think there was anywhere in the world that was fifty miles from McDonald's.
The fact is, there is talk in the council that you have become a bit too... [inhales sharply] American
. Buffy: Him? Giles
Prime Minister Harold Saxon:
Anything I can do? I could make the tea - or isn't that American enough? I dunno, I could make grits. What are "grits", anyway? President Winters:
If you could just sit? Saxon: (to his wife, rolling his eyes)
What does the rest of the world have to tell us
about how to do things? Build more trains? Have people
elect their leader rather than an elite electoral college? Ride a bike
to work like a girl scout or a clown with dietary concerns? No thanks, Vladimir.
I will live in Montana. And I will marry a round American
woman and raise rabbits, and she will cook them for me. And I will have a pickup truck— maybe even a 'recreational vehicle.' And drive from state to state... In winter I will live in Arizona. (rethinks it)
Actually, I think I will need two
wives. Captain Ramius
: Oh, at least.
"When you're working, I make all of your decisions for you. Even when you go to the lavatory."
"We're not in the States
," the boss said, his voice becoming dangerously polite.
I’m American too! Can’t I contribute to our global cultural hegemony with a nice frosty cola?
This is an illegal arrest! I wasn't read my rights! Lieutenant Pöysti:
They don't read you your rights in Finland, idiot!
I plead the Fifth. Kathleen:
. We don't have amendments.
I dread the inevitable acceleration of American world domination which will be the result of it all...Europe will no longer be Europe.
on World War I
(attributed by J.G. Ballard)
Europe doesn't fear our military or economic prowess, rather it is Henry Ford who gives them the shivers... By Americanization it means Fordization—and not only in industry but also in politics, art and even religion.
At that time
, the Superman
comics were widely-read, and there were American soldiers all over the place. As American accents only reached us through the films, it was like being a movie to meet them—or wear clothes that from their country. We adored everything about America. We just couldn't get enough of it, from gums, to caps, to shirts with funny figures printed on them. The only drawback was that to qualify for the goodies, your mam had to be in heaven. I prayed hard that a bomb would drop on mine as she trudged home from the Sefton Arms.
You know, in more than half a century of reading the mainstream American press, I have yet to a read a story that reported on any good news of any other society. If Swedish education and daycare centers are better than ours, it is because half the population must periodically commit suicide.
He really does kind of superimpose the way his system works onto the way he thinks our system works. He grossly exaggerates the role of the C.I.A.
in the making of our foreign policy.
It's amazing in Europe. Europe has been extraordinarily colonized by the United States, to an extent that is almost unbelievable—Europeans aren't aware of it apparently, but if you go there it's kind of like a pale United States at this point, yet they still have this great feeling of independence, so it's even more dramatic. I mean, Western European intellectuals like to think of themselves as very sophisticated and sort of laughing at these dumb Americans—but they are so brainwashed by the United States that it's a joke. Their perceptions of the world and their misunderstandings and so on are all filtered through American television and movies and newspapers, but somehow by this point they just don't recognize it.
—Noam Chomsky, Understanding Power
Americans continue to rapidly homogenize ourselves into a neutered oblivion. For a country founded on the protection of the unique, we relish our sameness.
[Francis] Fukuyama’s argument was that all government eventually pushes itself toward western liberal democracy, and that there’s no system that can resist the gravity of that form of capitalism forever. There is one absolutely final type of government, and the ending of the Cold War
represented the victory of that model over the last of its potential challengers. This is a highly charged and political philosophy, but it’s obviously one which probes quite deeply into the American psyche.
If there’s one thing we have no shortage of in the world, it’s the perspective of the USA’s media and public. Rarely do we hear intellectuals from other nations; they’re not relevant to “Americans”, no matter how deeply we’ve impacted their culture and history.... a silly little PSP game like Peace Walker
can open old wounds that most Americans know nothing about. The Latin folk hero of the 1950’s and 60’s may be “iconic” in North America, but in the most reductionist sense of the word, appearing on t-shirts and capitalist merchandise without a shred of irony.
The BBC have a hit in America, and as long as that remains the case they will continue to support the show. More than that though, ever since Moffat
has become aware of it's popularity in the US, I think he has started to tailor the show to appeal across the pond; Doctor Who
is being made in Britain for the American market and unsurprisingly they are lapping it up. We've visited America three times in the last two years and the very structure of Matt Smith
's final season was to make mini Hollywood movies on a BBC budget, nuggets of cinema. The Day of the Doctor
was the ultimate expression of cinematic Doctor Who
with some astonishing action sequences and effects being plastered all over the local cinemas. Look at where the Matt Smith era began: all rural villages and quirky British tics. Look at where it ended: heroic speeches, a menagerie of monsters, style over substance
and convoluted and unsatisfying resolution of arcs. The Americanisation of Doctor Who
started with season six and it's Impossible Astronaut arc and it hasn't looked back. Capaldi was a chance to bring the show back to it's humble, idiosyncratic British roots. Instead we've had a Hollywood version of Victorian London
(complete with a roaming dinosaur), a Hollywood version of a Dalek story
(Honey I Shrunk the Regulars
, Reservoir Daleks
) and a Hollywood version of Robin Hood
(replete with spaceships and robots).
Where once we were the dragons on the map schisming the known world, now we are the very mouth of the Ouroboros
, clamped down tight upon ourselves. If we are a global superpower and exceptional, it is because we are a cipher, the still blank part of the map that connects one end to the other....When all roads lead somewhere, that place is no longer a place.
You may remember your liberal friends threatening to move to Canada
after George W. Bush
was re-elected. But something surprising has happened in the last few years: Conservatives have fallen in love with Canada. The conservative journalist John Fund wrote in National Review
this month that Canada is becoming 'more American than America.' That’s the same John Fund who wrote a 1995 Wall Street Journal staff editorial calling Canada 'an honorary member of the third world.' A lot can change in two decades.
By 1996, political ads looked a lot scarier
—the ominous voice-overs, the allegations that political opponents are not just wrong but dangerous: They’re staples of a particular style of campaigning introduced to Israel by the American Arthur Finkelstein, the spin-master Netanyahu had hired...Finkelstein’s engagement was the first time an American consultant was so deeply involved in an Israeli campaign, but it wasn’t the last—nowadays, many Israeli politicians, left and right, hire Washington’s brightest minds to orchestrate their quests for power. In less than a decade, Israeli political culture, once staid in a C-SPAN sort of way, has become a horror film, with ads and jingles featuring fear, loathing, and blood.
Thirty years ago, Margaret Thatcher
turned Britain into the world’s leading centre of 'thinking the unthinkable'. Today that distinction has passed to Sweden
. The streets of Stockholm are awash with the blood of sacred cows. The think-tanks are brimful of new ideas. The erstwhile champion of the 'third way
' is now pursuing a far more interesting brand of politics....Brian Palmer, an American anthropologist who lives in Sweden, worries that it is turning into 'the United States of Swedeamerica'...The other Nordic countries have been moving in the same direction, if more slowly.
—The Economist, "Northern Lights"
As Americans we can serve as warnings to other nations... We have something to offer the world as a generation; we must offer the real picture of America, a nation divided under class and race. Here in Germany the people joke that things have become more Americanized, i.e. a deteriorating situation for for the working and middle classes. The low-pay sector in Germany has grown since the Social Democratic Party enacted neoliberal reform under former German Chancellor Gerhard Schröder. As I like to say, 'Don’t do it like we do, please.'