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Quotes: Dumb Is Good
How sweet to be an Idiot,
As harmless as a cloud,
Too small to hide the sun
Almost poking fun,
At the warm but insecure untidy crowd.

How sweet to be an idiot,
And dip my brain in joy,
Children laughing at my back,
With no fear of attack,
As much retaliation as a toy.
Neil Innes, "How Sweet to Be an Idiot"

A small mind is easily filled with faith.

What did you learn today?
I learned nothin
What did you do today?
I did nothin
What did you learn at school?
I didn't go
Why didn't you go to school?
I don't know
It's cool to know nothin...

Look at the happy moron,
He doesn't give a damn
I wish I were a moron
Dear God, perhaps I am!
— Unknown

God only gives you 26 seconds of 'tard happy in your LIFETIME....enjoy it.
Ralphie May

Averagely wise a man should be,
never too wise,
for a wise man's heart is seldom cheerful
if the one who owns it is too wise.
— "Sayings of the High One," the Poetic Edda

Take a smart guy and he ain't hardly ever a nice fella.
Slim, Of Mice and Men

To the man-in-the-street, who, I'm sorry to say,
Is a keen observer of life,
The word "intellectual" suggests straightaway
A man who's untrue to his wife.

I want to be good but good is being simple,
Simple is forgetting,
I simply can't forget.
The Judybats, "Being Simple"

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