!!!Fiction
->''Their small-town eyes will gape at you\\
In dull surprise when payment due\\
Exceeds accounts received at seventeen''
--> -- '''Janis Ian''' ''At Seventeen''

->'''[[Creator/KeanuReeves Neo]]:''' Whoa.
--> --''Film/TheMatrix''

->'''Mal:''' Fear is nothing to be ashamed of, Doctor.\\
'''Simon:''' This isn't fear. This is anger.\\
'''Mal:''' Well, [[LampshadeHanging kind of hard to tell one from t'other]], face like yours.\\
'''Simon:''' Well, I imagine if it were fear my eyes would be wider.
--> -- ''[[Series/{{Firefly}} Serenity]]''

->You're not acting hard enough!
-->--Melllvar from WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}}, "Where No Fan Has Gone Before"

->...[[FunetikAksent ...dis is ebsolutely fescinating.]]
--> -- ''{{Werewolf}}''

!!!Reviews
->Can someone please tell me what emotion Batman is expressing with that line? Confusion? Irony? Sadness? Anger? Acceptance? Disgust? Surprise? Anticipation? Contempt? Awe? Disappointment? Shame? Sympathy? Rage?! [[CausticCritic Oh wait, that's me.]]
--> -- '''[[WebVideo/AtopTheFourthWall Linkara]]''' on the "Bees. My God." quote from ComicBook/AmazonsAttack

->'''Claudia''': We have a tragedy here.\\
'''Chick''': (in the same dull voice) I flunked acting.
--> -- WebVideo/TheNostalgiaChick, ''TheBabySittersClub''

->I also like how Cloud reacts to the fact that his nemesis that he thought he'd killed in the climax of the game is finally back to life. ''(wiggles eyebrows)'' That's pretty much the extent of most of the emotions in this movie.
--> -- '''WebVideo/ThatDudeInTheSuede''' about ''Anime/FinalFantasyVIIAdventChildren''

->When Creator/KristenStewart isn’t busy mistaking being a badass [[PokeThePoodle with being an asshole]], she still inexplicably gets acting jobs. ''The Daily Mail'' generously described Kristen as “quite emotional” with Sam Waterston on the set of her latest film ''Anesthesia'', which is an apt name since she usually looks like she got into a slap fight with a syringe full of numbing agent and never recovered.\\\
[=KStew=] reached down into her acting bag of tricks (that has about as much range as the busted wireless router in a [=McDonald’s PlayPlace=]) and pulled out a facial expression that could mean anything from elation to sadness to needing a wardrobe change because she gambled with a fart and lost. You won’t even have to see the film to guess she squeezes out a tear, bites her lip and fights the urge to take that hat off to run her fingers through hair that looks like it was styled with Crisco, all while delivering lines that undoubtedly sound like [[DramaticEllipsis she’s vomiting up commas.]]
-->--'''''[[http://dlisted.com/2013/11/05/kristen-stewart-dusts-off-her-best-bella-swan-face/ DListed]]'''''

->Horrible black magic stuff happens to what are either the most unflappable, or possibly just the most stoned, people on earth...two villagers run in, and react [[http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/article/5/4/6/32546.jpg?v=1 exactly the way one would expect]] after stumbling on a disembodied head eating an unborn baby out of a dying woman's vagina.
--> -- '''''Website/{{Cracked}}''''', [[http://www.cracked.com/article_18776_the-5-most-baffling-horror-movies-from-around-world.html The 5 Most Baffling Horror Movies From Around The World]]

->Anij wonders why somebody would want to make a copy of the village. Well, she's not really wondering. You can only call it 'wondering' when the actress uses a tone of voice that doesn't suggest an accidental [=NyQuil=] overdose prior to shooting. Good lord, woman, perk it up a bit! Drink some coffee or something!
-->-- '''''Website/TheAgonyBooth''''' [[http://www.agonybooth.com/recaps/Star_Trek__Insurrection.aspx on]] ''Film/StarTrekInsurrection''

->'''General Plotdevice''': So wait, are you ALL mutants? What about January Jones?\\
'''Kevin Bacon''': Her too. Her ability is to suck all life out of any line of dialogue.\\
'''January Jones''': also i read minds and turn to diamond\\
'''Kevin Bacon''': And let's not forget your power to make sexy lingerie look strangely bland.
-->-- ''Website/TheEditingRoom'', [[http://www.the-editing-room.com/x-men-first-class.html abridged script of]] ''Film/XMenFirstClass''

->Aiden and his sister both look at the grave of the child (that is [[DeathByOriginStory his sole motivation]]) the way they'd look at a middling-difficult Sudoku puzzle.
-->-- '''''WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation''''' on ''VideoGame/WatchDogs''

->In the comments of the previous strip, I said, “In hindsight, the ideal thing would have been to cast Aragorn as a dumb, distracted stoner. He spends about half of the movie blinking very, very slowly. I can come up with a shot of him looking baked or mouth-open stoopid in just about any scene. I should make a “I am so high” montage out of all these shots.“\\\
The amount of screen time he spends in a vacant stare or a prolonged blink is sort of alarming. I’ve come to think of him as Stareagorn.
-->-- '''Webcomic/DMOfTheRings''' [[http://www.shamusyoung.com/twentysidedtale/?p=962 comments]] on Viggo Mortensen's acting in ''[[Film/TheLordOfTheRings The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers]]''

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