Quotes / Drop-In Character

Eddie: Urkel, why don't you ever knock?
Steve: Well, if I did, nobody would ever let me in.

— Family Matters

Niles: I'm not unhappy. Besides, I don't even live here.
Daphne: Oh, please. You're here more than I am!

— Frasier, "Death and the Dog"

Homestar Runner: Strong Bad, do you notice anything different about me today?
Strong Bad: Um, you broke into my house?
Homestar Runner: No, I'm always doing that.

— Strong Bad Email #98 "stupid stuff"

Carly: Oh, Sam and Freddie are here.
Spencer: When aren't they here?

— iCarly