Quotes / Death by Genre Savviness

"No, don't!"
"Calm down, it's never the first one."

(mysterious noise)
"Who's there? (pause) Right, because the homicidal maniac hiding in the bushes is going to answer you."
Victim of the Week, right before getting killed, "Exit Wounds", Criminal Minds

(watching the Tyrannosaurus break out of its enclosure)
"Oh, I hate being right all the time."
Ian Malcom, Jurassic Park