History Quotes / DeadlineNews

-> '''SpaceBattles Commenter''': ''Now I have the mental image of Behemoth making a Bee-line for Rockefeller Plaza and the ''[[Series/{{Today}} Today Show]]'' hosts refusing to GTFO in favor of keeping the cameras rolling, even as the cameras in Studio 1A can see the Endbringer right out the window.''
-->-- discussion in the SpaceBattles thread for ''Fanfic/{{Twisted}}''.

'''Rick''': I'm sorry. Jane, I'm sorry to jump in like this, but we have to... the colonies at Orion VII and Proxima III have just broken away from the Earth Alliance in protest over the bombing of Mars. They're setting themselves up as independent states until such time as President Clark is impeached.\\

'''Rick''': I'm sorry. Jane, I'm sorry to jump in like this, but we have to. The colonies at Orion VII and Proxima III have just broken away from the Earth Alliance in protest over the bombing of Mars. They're setting themselves up as independent states until such time as President Clark is impeached.\\

-> Fanfic Author: ''Honestly, I don't really buy into [[ApocalypticGagOrder that non-sense]], particularly since well, you can't keep stuff like that going very well for twenty years, [[InformationWantsToBeFree footage will, one way or another get out]]. I go with the general idea that at first, [[Literature/{{Worm}} Endbringer]] Fight Footage was censored, but that went down the drain after Behemoth attacked NYC and you had the NBC, ABC, and CBS literally give a blow-by-blow of the attack live as those three news broadcasting groups, the largest in the United States are all ''based'' in New York City. After that...even Cauldron went "You know what? Fuck it, these things get recorded."''
-> SpaceBattles commenter: ''Now I have the mental image of Behemoth making a Bee-line for Rockefeller Plaza and the ''[[Series/{{Today}} Today Show]]'' hosts refusing to GTFO in favor of keeping the cameras rolling, even as the cameras in Studio 1A can see the Endbringer right out the window.''

->''Now I have the mental image of [[Literature/{{Worm}} Behemoth]] making a Bee-line for Rockefeller Plaza and the ''[[Series/{{Today}} Today Show]]'' hosts refusing to GTFO in favor of keeping the cameras rolling, even as the cameras in Studio 1A can see the Endbringer right out the window.''
-->-- SpaceBattles commenter in the thread for ''Fanfic/{{Twisted}}'', in response to a WordOfGod statement on how a canon event (an Endbringer attack on New York) would have gotten live coverage from major news TV networks based in New York City, which in turn would have ended ApocalypticGagOrder that Endbringer Fights were subject to in canon.

-->-- SpaceBattles commenter in the thread for ''Fanfic/{{Twisted}}'', in response to a WordOfGod statement on how a canon event (an Endbringer attack on New York) receiving live coverage from major news TV networks based in New York City, in spite of an ApocalypticGagOrder that Endbringer Fights were subject to in canon.

->''Now I have the mental image of [[Literature/{{Worm}} Behemoth]] making a Bee-line for Rockefeller Plaza and the ''Today Show'' hosts refusing to GTFO in favor of keeping the cameras rolling, even as the cameras in Studio 1A can see the Endbringer right out the window.''
-->-- SpaceBattles commenter in the thread for ''Fanfic/{{Twisted}}'', in response to a WordOfGod statement on how a canon event (an Endbringer attack on New York) would have received live coverage from major news TV networks based in New York City, which in turn would have ended the ApocalypticGagOrder that Endbringer Fights were subject to in canon.

->''"Folks, there is some sort of electrical disturbance in the stands. Metalbender cops are dropping like bumbleflies. There appear to be masked members of the audience wielding strange devices on their hands. One of them is in the booth with me right now, folks! He is leveling one of those glove devices at me now, and I believe he is about to electrocute me! I am currently wetting my pants!"''

->...and taking a look at the long-range forecase: [[TheEndOfTheWorldAsWeKnowIt continued snow...darkness...and extreme cold.]] This is Howard Handupme...good night......''goodbye''.

->''"Folks, there is some sort of electrical disturbance in the stands. Metalbender cops are dropping like bumbleflies. There appear to be masked members of the audience wielding strange devices on their hands. One of them is in the booth with me right now, folks! He is leveling one of those glove devices at me now, and I believe he is
about to electrocute me! I am currently wetting my pants!"''

->'''Ron the cameraman:''' Um, Mike the reporter is dead, so this is Ron the camera man. A [[RougeAnglesOfSatin nucklear]] bomb was detonated in Disney Land. Thousands are dead. The one who did this was a blonde woman. She's killing every-oh god it's her!
->'''Larxene:''' I DEMAND FUNNEL CAKE!

->''A camera crew from Channel 3''
->''Arrived in town to give''
->''A live report. At this they failed,''
->''Because they didn't live.''

->"I thought Syria was a controlled society," Blancanales commented. "If there were a coup in progress, would the regime allow news broadcasts?"
->Powell laughed. "Who's talking about news? It's the [[PropagandaMachine jive line]] that I got to hear. Or the absence of jive. The music changes for a coup. If Hafez is dead, it'll either be [[AndThereWasMuchRejoicing upper music]] or downer music. If it's a serious coup, there'll be [[PatrioticFervor patriotic songs]], [[MusicToInvadePolandTo military marches]]. If it's a ''very'' serious coup, you might hear shooting on the radio. Heard that one time. Deejay's rapping right along, playing pop rock and bebopping, then it's a Shootout in Studio RKO."

->''WDBJ News anchor:'' We interrupt our CBS presentation for our breaking news here at WDBJ. Our general manager, Jeffery Marks has the details.
->''Jeffery Marks:'' Well, It's my very very sad duty to report that both Alice Parker and Adam Wards have both died from the shooting. We don't know who the suspect is.

-->--''Literature/TheWarOfTheWorlds''

->Powell laughed. "Who's talking about news? It's the [[PropagandaMachine jive line]] that I got to hear. Or the absence of jive. The music changes for a coup. If Hafez is dead, it'll either be [[AndThereWasMuchRejoicing upper music]] or downer music. If it's a serious coup, there'll be [[PatrioticFerver patriotic songs]], [[MusicToInvadePolandTo military marches]]. If it's a ''very'' serious coup, you might hear shooting on the radio. Heard that one time. Deejay's rapping right along, playing pop rock and bebopping, then it's a Shootout in Studio RKO."

->Powell laughed. "Who's talking about news? It's the jive line that I got to hear. Or the absence of jive. The music changes for a coup. If Hafez is dead, it'll either be upper music or downer music. If it's a serious coup, there'll be patriotic songs, military marches. If it's a ''very'' serious coup, you might hear shooting on the radio. Heard that one time. Deejay's rapping right along, playing pop rock and bebopping, then it's a Shootout in Studio RKO."

->''A camera crow from Channel 3''

-->--''WarOfTheWorlds''