Quotes / Cosmic Plaything

"If you see God, you tell him this: leave me the hell alone!"
Guts, Berserk

If you want to hear God laugh, tell him your plans.

The universe just loves proving me wrong, doesn't it??

Infeno blow up, Wazzpinator must salvage! Wazzpinator blow up, nobody salvage! Why univerze hate Wazzpinator?
Waspinator, Beast Wars, "Deep Metal"

Carl: I don't know if I believe in God, but I think he must hate me.
Aqua Teen Hunger Force, "Hand Banana"

Follow the rainbow, my lucky omen
There ain't no pot of gold, just copper tokens
I found the key to life, the lock was broken
All my accomplishments, are best left unspoken
I dug a hole so deep
I'm gonna drown in my mistakes
Can't even sell my soul
'Cause it ain't worth shit to take

It was never meant to be! Fate is conspiring against us!
Edd/Double D, Ed Eddn Eddy, "Don't Rain on my Ed"

As private parts to the gods are we, they play with us for their sport!
Melchett paraphrasing a line from King Lear, Blackadder

The world had suddenly decided to take a joyride on the road of irony and not to take me with it.

My brief flash of relief and confidence melted away. Good thing it did, too. I'm sure the world would come to an end if I were allowed to feel a sense of relief and well being for any length of time.
Harry Dresden, The Dresden Files

When you're rife with devastation
There's a simple explanation,
You're a toymaker's creation,
Trapped inside a crystal ball.
Pinkie Pie, Friendship is Witchcraft

Kratos, God of War II

Why does the universe keep doing these insanely bewildering things to me?

Why should I die, oh, why should I die?
Can You show me NOW, that I will not be killed in vain?
Show me, just a little, of your omnipresent reign!
Show me there's a reason for you wanting me to die!
You're far too keen on where and how, but not so hot on WHY!

God used me as a hammer, boys
To beat His weary drum today
Tom Waits, "Hoist That Rag", Real Gone

We're all fate's bitch. You might as well go ahead and bend over for destiny now.
Jaye Tyler, Wonderfalls

Damn it! You know what? I'm sick of this crap. I'm sick of being the guy who eats insects and gets the funny syphilis. As of this moment, it's over. I'm finished being everybody's Butt-Monkey!
Xander Harris, Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Sometimes I feel that God doesn't want me to be happy.
Edith Crawley, Downton Abbey

I was the happiest guy in the world, but fate likes to play a little game called "Up Yours, Moe".
Moe Szylak, The Simpsons, "The Seemingly Never-Ending Story"

The cogs that operate in the background take to grinding you up instead. Funds, treasured belongings, friendships, love, they are all harder to find and easier to lose. Enemies, danger, chaos, and disruption find you more readily. In looser terms, all Others, spirits and practitioners get the sense, innate or otherwise, that they can and should work against your interests. Things start to fall apart, and the pieces fall down in the least convenient arrangements for you. The universe conspires against you.
Mann, Lewis, and Levinn on the nature of karmic debt, Pact

The Doctor: Come out! Meddlesome interfering idiots! I know you're up there somewhere, so come on out and show yourselves! Messing about with my TARDIS. Dragging us a thousand parsecs off course.
Sarah: Oi, have you gone potty? Who are you shouting at?
The Doctor: Who do you think? The Time Lords. [...] There's something going on here, some dirty work here they won't touch with their lily-white hands. Well, I won't do it, you hear?!