Quotes / Compliment Backfire

"Sure, you're weedy, and kinda shy, but some girly out there must be needy for a weedy shy guy..."

"What? I said I'd rather kiss you than die, that's a compliment!"

SpongeBob: Go, run away like all the others. No one would want a friend as ugly as I am!
Patrick: Sure they would! It makes them feel better about the way they look.
SpongeBob SquarePants, "Something Smells"

"Sorry I interrogated you. You were just full of such useful information. That's a sincere compliment."
Lapis Lazuli reading an apology card from Peridot, Steven Universe