Micki: Christmas sale? It's not even Thanksgiving yet!
Natalie: Well, time flies when you've got to mark up tons of expensive merchandise that has nothing to do with the holiday spirit!
Natalie: Well, time flies when you've got to mark up tons of expensive merchandise that has nothing to do with the holiday spirit!
When I was a kid, Halloween was Halloween, and Santa... wasn't poking his ass into it!
Sherman: I wonder what Christmas Island is like. Do you think the shopping malls have holiday decorations up year-round?
Ernest: I'm sure they put 'em up in August like everyone else.
Sherman: Right.
Stuart: Well, it's mid July. You know what that means.
Marla: Please don't...
Stuart: It's time to start thinking about Christmas.
Marla: You're like some kind of perverse anti-Scrooge.
Marla: Please don't...
Stuart: It's time to start thinking about Christmas.
Marla: You're like some kind of perverse anti-Scrooge.
(to the tune of "Angels We Have Heard on High") Heard this same song twenty times
And it's only Halloween
It's not even cold outside
And it's only Halloween
It's not even cold outside
—Straight No Chaser, "The Christmas Can-Can"
Charlie Brown: Holidays always depress me.
Sally: I know what you mean. I went down to buy a turkey tree, and all they have are things for Christmas.
Charlie Brown: For Christmas? Already? [...]
Linus: What's all the commotion?
Charlie Brown: We've got another holiday to worry about. It seems Thanksgiving Day is upon us.
Sally: I haven't even finished eating all my Halloween candy!
Sally: I know what you mean. I went down to buy a turkey tree, and all they have are things for Christmas.
Charlie Brown: For Christmas? Already? [...]
Linus: What's all the commotion?
Charlie Brown: We've got another holiday to worry about. It seems Thanksgiving Day is upon us.
Sally: I haven't even finished eating all my Halloween candy!
"(pointing at a Father Christmas shirt) It's October. (pointing at an M&M's advent calendar) It's October. (pointing at some Peppa Pig books) IT'S HELL. (pointing at some Christmas crockery) It's October. (pointing at a box of Cadbury's Festive Friends biscuits) It's October. (pointing at some Thomas the Tank Engine squishable toys) Do you want a squishy Fat Controller? (pointing at an array of Christmas puddings) It's October. (pointing at a copy of Resident Evil on his shelf) It's Octo-AH! That's better! Can we at least get Halloween out of the way before shoving Christmas down our throats, planet Earth?"
—Caddicarus, Resident Evil review
Calvin: Another Halloween come and gone. It's always such a letdown after a holiday. (walking outside with Hobbes) We might as well go into town and look at the Christmas decorations.
Cooper: Once upon a time, a boy found an old lamp. When the boy polished the lamp, a genie appeared and granted him one wish! Since his father was the CEO of a department store, the boy wished for Christmas to be four months long. Then he destroyed the lamp in a volcano so nobody could ever undo the wish. The end.
Donnie: So that's how it happened.
Donnie: So that's how it happened.
Only ten more months until Christmas!
—Rudy selling mini Christmas trees, The Real Ghostbusters, "The Dirty Half-Dozen"
Dr. Plankenstein: Midnight! We survived Halloween! We're safe! At least until...
[Christmas music starts playing in the background]
Dr. Plankenstein: Oh no, it couldn't be! It's too soon!
[Christmas music starts playing in the background]
Dr. Plankenstein: Oh no, it couldn't be! It's too soon!
