Fill the churches with dirty thoughts!
Introduce honesty to the White House!
Write letters in dead languages - to people you've never met!
Paint filthy words on the foreheads of children!
Burn your credit cards and wear high heels!
Asylum doors stand open!
Fill the suburbs with murder and rape!
Let there be ecstasy, ecstasy in the streets!
Laugh and the world laughs with you!
Bruce Wayne: Then why steal them?
Alfred: Because he thought it was good sport. Because some men aren't looking for anything logical, like money. They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn.
Chad: Because I could.
Howie: Oh, my God.
Chad: So how does it feel, Howie? How does it feel to really hurt someone?
Howie: Oh, my God.
Chad: See you Monday.
You ever listen to K-Billy's "Super Sounds of the Seventies" weekend? It's my personal favorite.
Giles: What do you want?
Angelus: I wanna torture you. I used to love it, and it's been a long time. I mean, the last time I tortured somebody, they didn't even have chainsaws. Oh, yeah. Acathla. He's an even harder guy to wake up than you are. I mean, I performed the rituals, said all the right phrases... blood on my hand. Got nothing. Big doughnut hole for my troubles. I figure you know the ritual. You're pretty up on these things. You could probably... tell me what I'm doing wrong. But honestly, I sorta hope you don't... 'Cause I really... really... wanna torture you.
Marlo: I don't.
Forged a million billion years ago
My cosmic soul it goes on for eternity
Carving out destiny
Bringing in the Lords of Chaos
Bringing up the Beasts of Hades
Sucking out the souls of heroes
Laying waste to knights and ladies
My master is my slave
You poor fucking humans
What exactly does "freedom" mean
If I'm not free to be as twisted as I want to be?
Do not know, what you steal
Destroy everything you touch, today
Please destroy me, this way.
Hethradiah: To understand evil is to understand true power.
Aameul: Don't you lecture me!
Hethradiah: Maybe we should focus on killing Asmodeus.
Aameul: That spineless thief? I will spill his brains with that scepter of his and take back what he stole from us!
Hethradiah: What a splendid idea!
Aameul: Platitudes! From you? Ha! You are trying to deceive me!
Hethradiah: Really, Aameul, your paranoia will be our undoing.
Aameul: My paranoia will be your undoing! I know your game!
Hethradiah: Can we at least agree that evil, in its purest form, is complete annihilation?
Psycho Mantis: What does it look like, ass? I'm torching everything that moves and almost everything that doesn't.
Liquid Snake: Why?
Psycho Mantis: Why not?
Corrigan: Which one are you?
The Joker: I'm the one that knocks the glass over.