History Quotes / CatFight

->''"Oh my God, now get on top of each other - to fight, of course."''
-->-- '''Cinthia "withcindy" Pham''', ''Series/ShadowAndBone''

->Happy Presidents Day to all my fellow citizens of the United States of America! On this special day, we should all give thanks to the presidents who worked so hard to give us the freedom [[DinnerAndAShow to beat a bitch at a Denny’s in Chicopee, MA over maple syrup.]] Abraham Lincoln truly believed that you gotta fight for your right to eat your pancakes with maple syrup! Really, what is it about Denny’s that makes hos kiss their fists and brawl like they’re auditioning for a CNN reporter position in Egypt? It happened in Oakland last Halloween, and it happened again at a Denny’s in Chicopee. However, this one was totally justified... [[AlphaBitch the dumb little blonde bitches]] just couldn’t let it be and they open up their yap holes and start talking sideways to the chick they denied maple syrup to. '''''WRONG MOVE.''''' Don’t ever EVER ever screw with a ho who didn’t get to finish her plate of pancakes thanks to you. There’s nothing like a hongray woman scorned. This is what happens.\\\
Damn. That bitch charged at those yappy little girls like they were maple trees and she was trying to punch the sap out of them. And then the other one just stood to the side patiently waiting for her turn to get a fist to the face. Let this be a lesson to you. Give a bitch your maple syrup or the entire Internet world will see your thong.

->You know, I thought I could get through this without objectifying myself in a sexy catfight. But it looks like that's impossible now.
-->--Mandy, ''[[Film/AngryVideoGameNerdTheMovie Angry Video Game Nerd: The Movie]]''

-->-- '''Wrestling/JoeyStyles''' whenever an all-female fight broke out in {{Wrestling/ECW}}

->Chick fight! ''(points at fight)''

->I've never really met a woman who I could turn loose on. I mean, Mala and company are nice, if they're not going two-on-one against you. But there's really nothing like going up against somebody of your own sex. It's fairer. It's more invigorating. I haven't gone a round with Diana, except maybe for some arm-rassling, and I haven't even done that with Fury. But you and me? Why, I can just see us both pulling hair, punching faces, kickin' and scratchin' to beat the band. I'll bet the men would just love it. The first Kryptonian-Hatorian catfight. What do you say?

->[[ComicBook/{{Supergirl}} Th]][[EvilCounterpart ey]] tumbled away from the gravitational pull of the planet they had landed on, and kept fighting in the void. They smashed at each other, kicked, chopped, and catfought, and each of their blows would have torn the side out of a mountain. Both of them worked at speeds which would have made them a blur to an observer, had there been any.

->Dubbilex, when you've been around as long as I have, you know that the ''only'' worthwhile things you can bring to a cat fight are [[PassThePopcorn popcorn and a drink]].

->"I was waiting for them to start rolling around the floor clawing each other. Maybe ripping at each other's clothes."

-->--Tony [=DiNozzo=], '''Series/{{NCIS}}'''

-->-- [[Series/HowIMetYourMother The Bro Code]]

->'''Howard:''' Oh my God, GIRL FIGHT!!! ''(runs to hold Leonard's arms behind him)''\\

-->-- '''JoeyStyles''' whenever an all-female fight broke out in {{Wrestling/ECW}}

-->-- ''{{Seinfeld}}''

->''"You know, I thought I could get through this without objectifying myself in a sexy catfight. But it looks like that's impossible now."''

-> ''CAT FIGHT! CAT FIGHT!! CAAAAAAAAAAT FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!!!

-> "Halfling she-mudwrestlers involved in an evil plot involving sheep."
-> Groans filled the room.
-> "They ''always'' want she-mudwrestlers!" Rambuck snarled. "Can't they think of anything else?"
-> "Sheep," Onstag pointed out darkly.
-> -- ''[[http://ww2.wizards.com/Books/mirrorstone/Article.aspx?doc=fr_spinayarn2006main Every Revel a Masterpiece]]''

-> "Chick fight!" ''(points at fight)''

->'''Elaine:''' What is so appealing to men about a catfight?
->'''Jerry:''' Because men think if women are grabbing and clawing at each other, there's a chance they might, somehow, kiss.

-> '''Clare Boothe Luce''': ''[Holding door open]'' Age before Beauty.
-> '''Dorothy Parker''': ''[Enters and then glances back]'' Pearls before Swine.
-->-- '''RealLife'''

-->-- '''JoeyStyles''' whenever an all-female fight broke out in {{ECW}}

-> '''Clare Boothe Luce''': ''[Holding door open]'' Age before Beauty.
-> '''Dorothy Parker''': ''[Enters and then glances back]'' Pearls before Swine.

-->-- [[HowIMetYourMother The Bro Code]]

-->-- ''Joey Styles'' - ''{{ECW}}''

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