Clare Boothe Luce: [Holding door open] Age before Beauty.
Dorothy Parker: [Enters and then glances back] Pearls before Swine.
''CAT FIGHT! CAT FIGHT!! CAAAAAAAAAAT FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!!!
"Halfling she-mudwrestlers involved in an evil plot involving sheep."
Groans filled the room.
"They always want she-mudwrestlers!" Rambuck snarled. "Can't they think of anything else?"
"Sheep," Onstag pointed out darkly.
Rule 73: A bro will always alert his bro as soon as possible to the presence of a girl fight.
"Chick fight!" (points at fight)
—Tony DiNozzo, NCIS
Elaine: What is so appealing to men about a catfight?
Jerry: Because men think if women are grabbing and clawing at each other, there's a chance they might, somehow, kiss.