Quotes / Cannot Keep a Secret

Now, this is strictly confidential —
And you treat it so, I hope —
But strictly confidentially,
Here's the latest dope.

— Private Snafu, "Going Home"

"Note to self: Next time I decide to juggle a secret alter ego, I probably ought to learn how to keep a secret first."

— Gohan, Dragon Ball Z

On a scale of Ned to Sansa Stark, how good are you at keeping secrets?

— Game of Thrones meme, after Sansa learns Jon's true parentage and immediately tells Tyrion the secret that Ned Stark had taken to the grave: that Jon isn't Ned's bastard but his nephew, and the legitimate heir to the Iron Throne

Grunkle Stan: How are you at keeping secrets?
Joey Bragg: Let's just say a friend of mine told me he had butt implants and I told nobody.
Grunkle Stan: Congratulations. You just told me.
Joey Bragg: He's going to be so mad.

— Grunkle Stan's Lost Mystery Shack Interview

Tom Holland: Name me one thing that I have spoiled!
Zendaya: The last movie title thing...
Jacob Batalon: Yes.

— Spider-Man: No Way Home Reveal Trailer

Rie: Goddangit. Am I really that easy to see through?
Raiko (Internal Monologue) Oh Rie... If she had been any more transparent, she would have been a ghost.

—Shinrai: Broken Beyond Despair

Otto: What's all this?
Olive: It's Ms. O's birthday. We're throwing her a surprise party.
Otto: How come nobody told me?
Olive: Have you ever kept a secret in your life?
Otto: You know me well.

— Odd Squad, "O is Not For Old"