!!!Fiction
->'''Battler:''' ... What would you do if I said I liked flat-chested lolis with long, black hair? That wouldn't match you at all, right?\\
'''Beatrice:''' Lies, you breast sommelier! Blonde and bouncy is best, right? Am I not truly the embodiment of your ideal, *cackle*cackle*!"
-->-- ''VisualNovel/UminekoNoNakuKoroNi'' (game), Episode 4

->'''[[DeadpanSnarker Mike]]:''' Nice bust!\\
'''SIE:''' Thank you, Michael.\\
'''Mike:''' I said bust, not a pair of cruise missiles.
-->-- ''VideoGame/AlphaProtocol''

->'''Dave''': (looks at Penny's bras, which Jane and Alex froze as a prank) By the way, congrats on those. You got them thangs.\\
'''Penny''': Aaawww!
-->-- ''Series/HappyEndings''

->'''Music/DollyParton:''' I'm your biggest fan! Whaddaya say about that? \\
'''Brain''': I'd say puberty was inordinately kind to you.
-->-- '''WesternAnimation/{{Animaniacs}}''', ''[[AddedAlliterativeAppeal Bubba Bo Bob Brain]]''

->''"I'm sitting like this because I'm trying to get your attention. I just bought these breasts. I need a lot of attention."''
-->-- ''{{Series/Supernatural}}'', "You Can't Handle The Truth"

->'''Hay Lin:''' ''[Looking at her transformed state's new wings]'' Look at what we got behind us!\\
'''Cornelia:''' ''[Looking down at her chest]'' Look at what we got ''in front'' of us!
-->-- '''WesternAnimation/{{WITCH}}''', ''It Begins''

->'''Elaine:''' I never knew you were so into breasts. I thought you were a leg man.\\
'''Jerry:''' A leg man? Why would I be a leg man? I don't need legs. I ''have'' legs.
-->-- '''''Series/{{Seinfeld}}''''', "The Implant"

->'''Kaoru:''' ''[Looking at her husband's magazines]'' In the end, men only think about boobs!
-->-- '''''Manga/ICantUnderstandWhatMyHusbandIsSaying''''', "How I Got Into Hobbies I Don't Understand"

-> '''Dana:''' It's a three-millenium truth that when it comes to a woman's breasts, {{bigger is better}}.
-->-- '''''Manga/UQHolder'''''
!!!RealLife
->'''Silicon Valley:''' Creator/PamelaAnderson's cleavage.\\
this is actually [[NeverHeardThatOneBefore an old stupid joke]]
-->--'''''Website/UrbanDictionary'''''

->The poster depicted improbably buxom women, and [[SexyPackaging I was in there in a flash.]]
-->--'''Creator/RogerEbert''' on ''Film/FasterPussycatKillKill''

->Where are my eyes? I’m staring at her nipples because I am afraid they are about to come onto my plate. In my face [[OhCrap you can see the fear]]. I’m so frightened that everything in her dress is going to blow—BOOM!—and spill all over the table. There may be other photos, but this is ''the'' picture...Many, many times I am given this photo to autograph it. And I never do. I don’t want to have anything to do with that. And also [[ScrewPolitenessImASenior out of respect]] for Creator/JayneMansfield because she’s not with us anymore.
-->--'''Creator/SophiaLoren''' on the most famous photo of 1957

->I need, like, an insurance invitation. If somebody was like, ‘Hey, you know what? We would like to insure your boobs for $2.5 million dollars,’ I’d be like, ‘Do it. Love it! Why not? These things right here are worth $5 million!
-->--'''Creator/JenniferLoveHewitt'''

->And for those of you who are wondering, yes, this movie ''is'' pre-breast reduction.
-->--'''[[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Noah Antwiler]]''' on Soleil Moon Frye, ''Film/PumpkinheadIIBloodWings''

->I heard about this thing, and it's probably rubbish, that some girls h'actually gets their babbylongs reduced. Is that true? Ain't that selfish, though? Cause like, is one woman getting back ache but you is taking away thousands of men getting pleasure, innit?
-->-- '''Ali G''', ''Series/DaAliGShow''

->One of the witches possessing [[ComicBook/LoisLane Lois]] is totally stoked about being in Erica Durance’s body, which, let’s face it, most people would be. And not only does she shout 'I’m gorgeous!', she also grabs her own rack and goes 'look at these!' It’s the most excited anyone on ''Smallville'' has ever been about anything.
-->--'''Chris Sims''' and '''David Uzumeri''' [[http://http://comicsalliance.com/recap-smallville-episode-4-8-spell/ on]] ''{{Series/Smallville}}'' ("Spell")

->I know that the whole world yells at her to put her ridiculous pillowlicious chi chis away once in awhile but this is taking it way too far. That 'ensemble' is tata jail. Illegal. FREE THE TATAS!!! And not only is it tata jail, it’s face/hair/shoes/body/all of it jail...All I know is that the next time someone shades her for always having Tha Girls on display, she should show them this picture and they will immediately retract their statement and fluff her boobs for her. Everybody wins."''
-->--'''[[http://dlisted.com/2014/10/12/what-in-1970s-prom-hell-christina/ Michael K.]]''' on ChristinaHendricks
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