"Marky would've made those terrorists bleed through their eyes by showing his movie Rock Star in the first class cabin. Marky Mark doesn't act in action movies, he LIVES in action movies and I hope that nobody ever yells 'Cut!' on his ass, because what comes out of his mouth is gold-plated shit soup for my soul."
—Michael K.
, "Marky Mark Would've Killed The 9/11 Terrorists With His Funky Punches! PAH!"
, "Marky Mark Would've Killed The 9/11 Terrorists With His Funky Punches! PAH!""Despite attacking with the fury of a beginner tango class, [David] Carradine was typecast as a martial artist and went on to film hundreds of clumsy slow motion kung fu battles.... he even had his own cardio karate workout video where you could stand and breathe your way to Shaolin fitness."
