Come on down and play some Blood Bowl
Get out your dice and have a roll
Nuffle's a vengeful god, we know
No matter what, you never know how it'll go
Let the blood lust consume your soul
Performance enhancers take their toll
Whether you win
Whether you lose
Whatever plays that you may choose
All the fans want is Blood-
Bowl!
Down to the stadium we'll stroll
To watch the Elves and Orcs and Trolls
As they all scramble for the goal
While ripping each other and themselves all full of holes
So join us for every pass and throw
And every last bone breaking blow
Every kick, ev'ry touchdown
Violence and gore round after round
It's all right inside the Blood Bowl!
Get out your dice and have a roll
Nuffle's a vengeful god, we know
No matter what, you never know how it'll go
Let the blood lust consume your soul
Performance enhancers take their toll
Whether you win
Whether you lose
Whatever plays that you may choose
All the fans want is Blood-
Bowl!
Down to the stadium we'll stroll
To watch the Elves and Orcs and Trolls
As they all scramble for the goal
While ripping each other and themselves all full of holes
So join us for every pass and throw
And every last bone breaking blow
Every kick, ev'ry touchdown
Violence and gore round after round
It's all right inside the Blood Bowl!
—Sung to the tune of the theme from Coach
When your dude GFIs and he falls down and dies, that's Blood Bowl!
When the crowd's cheering lulz as you roll double skulls, that's Blood Bowl!
Snake Eyes roll, ting-a-ling-a-ling, ting-a-ling-a-ling
And you'll scream "MOTHERFUCKER!"
Blood will spray, tip-a-tip-a-tay, tip-a-tip-a-tay
Trust us, there's no succor
When your face is a scowl as you're Turn 16-fouled, that's Blood Bowl!
Your star player's head splits from a weak snotling's blitz, you will raaaage!
Intercepted by a Kroxigor you lose all control
So we say "well my friend, see the pain never ends: that's Blood Bowl!"
When the crowd's cheering lulz as you roll double skulls, that's Blood Bowl!
Snake Eyes roll, ting-a-ling-a-ling, ting-a-ling-a-ling
And you'll scream "MOTHERFUCKER!"
Blood will spray, tip-a-tip-a-tay, tip-a-tip-a-tay
Trust us, there's no succor
When your face is a scowl as you're Turn 16-fouled, that's Blood Bowl!
Your star player's head splits from a weak snotling's blitz, you will raaaage!
Intercepted by a Kroxigor you lose all control
So we say "well my friend, see the pain never ends: that's Blood Bowl!"
