"...much of the dialogue in my comics are born simply from my characters pointing out the flaws in my own logic."
"What I'm doing is wrong, I know it's wrong, but I'm going to do it anyway."
"I am an evil overlord getting ready for the final battle with my sub-boss squad after clipping all the plot coupons and nailing down my heel turn! I have no time for lampshades! Just hang them somewhere or do whatever you want."
"[Cogburn] is so clearly ripped off C-3PO that at one point Mark Wahlberg says to him "Oi! C-3PO ripoff!" — because Michael Bay's idea of "funny" is to do something profoundly stupid and then point at it and say it out loud."