Quotes / Bandage Mummy

Anime and Manga

Karane: Uh... the other day... I kinda bopped [Rentarou] one, out of embarrassment... but... he wasn't mad at me at all...
Interviewer: Aww, what a kind-hearted man! Brushing off his girlfriend being a little rough with him! Aren't kind boyfriends just the best?!
Karane: No, I mean... I kinda gave him, like... full-body compound fractures...
Interviewer: Yes, a kind-hearted monster!

— The 100 Girlfriends Who Really, Really, Really, Really, Really Love You, Chapter 73

Western Animation

Amity: What happened?

Edric: After you and dad left the factory, I bravely set off to find you, then I was tragically cornered by one of the Collector's spies!

Emira: When he was running away, he fell into an empty well.

Ed: Not empty! (cheerfully) There were rocks at the bottom!

— The Owl House, "For the Future"

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