->'''David:''' ''You know, I -- right now I have something I want to say. I, David Cross -- me, not the character ... am bald.''\\
'''Paul:''' ''David, I'm all right with this.''\\
'''Jill:''' ''David? I accept you ... but I don't accept the choice that you've made.''\\
'''David:''' ''It's not a choice, Jill. {{God}} made me this way.''\\
'''Jill:''' ''Then I reject God!''
-->--''Mr. Show'', "Very Special Episode"

->'''Flash:''' I want a lawyer.\\
'''Lex Luthor:''' And I want a ponytail. Disappointment abounds.
-->-- ''Series/{{Smallville}}''

->"I am the Devil, and the Devil always has a bald head."
-->-- '''UsefulNotes/CharlesManson'''

->"Off with your toupee, Kaltenbrunner!"
-->-- '''Tucker''', ''Series/{{Danger 5}}''

->''"Hair are your aerials. They pick up signals from the cosmos and transmit them directly into the brain. This is the reason bald-headed men are uptight."''
-->-- '''Danny the Dealer''', ''Film/WithnailAndI''