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I mean, if you have to answer the phone, or take a shit, it's like, "Tough shit if you gotta take a shit!" You got to take a quick shit! You gotta turbo turd! I gotta play the game, I've got shit stains in my pants and an answering message on my phone that says "Sorry, I'm playing Ghostbusters II on Nintendo"! What a selfish game. Bottom line, have a fucking PAUSE BUTTON, GOD DAMN IT!
— The Angry Video Game Nerd, review of Ghostbusters II for the NES
Your nocturnal perseverance has unlocked a hidden gaming tip: GO TO BED!
—the Advisor from Dungeon Keeper
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