Anime & Manga
"Dear Ice Man, I respect and admire you as a senior Ice-Type Robot. Please be my pen pal (and maybe more)!"
—Freeze Man's letter to Ice Man, Mega Man Megamix
Films — Live-Action
"Why's Sulu and Chekhov walking around the woods together? This is so bizarre. They have shore leave, and they spend it together? The ironic thing is that in the movies, Sulu's the only one they mention having a wife. It was in Star Trek: Generations. Kirk was like, 'When did Sulu have time for a wife?' Well, Kirk, he certainly didn't spend time with her when he was on shore leave! No, he's gone all Brokeback Mountain with some Russian guy, who actually starts blowing Sulu's communicator. I bet you two have been 'caught in a blizzard.' Then Uhura says, 'Don't worry fellas, your secret is safe with me. Sulu out.' What kinda Freudian nightmare is this movie?!"
—Mr. Plinkett, Star Trek V: The Final Frontier rifftrack
Professional Wrestling
"You're... you're... well, you're... well, you are, aren't you?"
Theatre
"Gay or European? So many shades of gray! But if he turns out straight I'm free at eight on Saturday!"
—There! Right There! (Gay or European?), Legally Blonde: The Musical (He's gay and European).
Web Videos
Vegeta: Oh hey, it's the gay one.
Zarbon: Maybe I'm gay, or maybe stereotypes are bullshit. Mmm...
Zarbon: Maybe I'm gay, or maybe stereotypes are bullshit. Mmm...
"Ooooh, I'm so ambiguously camp!"
—Maximillion Pegasus, Yu-Gi-Oh! The Abridged Series
Western Animation
Terrence: Wow, Scott really hates us, Phillip!
Phillip: Yes! Perhaps he's homophobic!
[Beat]
Terrence: But we're not gay, Phillip.
Phillip: We're not?!
Phillip: Yes! Perhaps he's homophobic!
[Beat]
Terrence: But we're not gay, Phillip.
Phillip: We're not?!
— South Park, "Not Without My Anus"
Unsorted
Robin: Wait a second, Batman. If this bat insect repellent is useless against insects, why have we been carrying tubes of it around in our body cavities? Batman? I deserve an answer, Batman.
Here's the thing about a homosexual relationship between Holmes and Watson: you are never going to prove it. It just isn't in the books, explicitly. It would be rad if it was but it's not so now we are going to have arguments with no end because, maybe maybe maybe maybe. They are like James Buchanan and William Rufus King, who I always picture going grocery shopping together because they looked like they were the cutest little old couple, but who is to say for sure? Aside from Andrew Jackson, who had lots to say.
