"You're... you're... well, you're... well, you are, aren't you?"
"Dear Ice Man, I respect and admire you as a senior Ice-Type Robot. Please be my pen pal (and maybe more)!"
"Why's Sulu and Chekhov walking around the woods together? This is so bizarre. They have shore leave, and they spend it
together? The ironic thing is that in the movies, Sulu's the only one they mention having a wife. It was in Star Trek: Generations. Kirk was like, 'When did Sulu have time for a wife?' Well, Kirk, he certainly didn't spend time with her when he was on shore leave! No, he's gone all Brokeback Mountain with some Russian guy, who actually starts blowing Sulu's communicator. I
bet you two have been 'caught in a blizzard.' Then Uhura says, 'Don't worry fellas, your secret is safe with me. Sulu out.' What kinda Freudian nightmare is this movie?!"
"Ooooh, I'm so ambiguously camp!"