"One day you're gonna tell us all how a preacher knows so damn much about crime."
— Jayne, Firefly
Phoebe: (crying) The only guy I've ever been crazy about has gone to Minsk, and I may never see him again.
Joey: You could always visit him.
Phoebe: Oh right, like they're gonna let me have a passport.
Joey: You could always visit him.
Phoebe: Oh right, like they're gonna let me have a passport.
— Friends
"Hey you, behind the glass! Who're you looking at?" [to Gary] "I've always wanted to say that every time I was in one of these rooms— which was never."
— Phoebe in an interrogation room, Friends, "The One With Ball"
Colette: Horst has done time.
Linguini: What for?
Colette: No one know for sure. He changes the story every time you ask him.
Horst: [in a series of flashbacks]
I defrauded a major corporation.
I robbed the second-largest bank in France using only a ballpoint pen.
I created a hole in the ozone over Avignon.
I killed a man... with THIS thumb!
Linguini: What for?
Colette: No one know for sure. He changes the story every time you ask him.
Horst: [in a series of flashbacks]
I defrauded a major corporation.
I robbed the second-largest bank in France using only a ballpoint pen.
I created a hole in the ozone over Avignon.
I killed a man... with THIS thumb!
"Nobody steals from Creed Bratton and gets away with it. The last person to do this disappeared. His name? Creed Bratton."
— Creed Bratton, The Office (US)
Mabel: Stan, what [crime] did you do?
Stan: What didn't I do?
Stan: What didn't I do?
