"Typical. You bring a woman to the last store before the North Pole, and what does she do? Heads straight for the shoes."
"Johnny, there are some things that boys will never understand about girls, and one of them is our love of shoes. I barely understand it."
— Mary, Johnny Test
"Women and shoes, amirite?"
"It's actually men, you'll find, who are far more romantic. Men are the people you will hear say, 'I found somebody. She's amazing. If I don't— if I don't get to be with this person, I'm fucked. I can't carry on. I'm-I know, I mean it. She's totally transformed my life. I have a job, I have a flat, it means nothing. If— I can't stand it. I have to be with her. Because if I don't, I'm gonna end up in some bedsit, I'll be alcoholic, I'll have itchy trousers. I can't! I can't walk the streets anymore...' That... is how women... feel about shoes."
— Dylan Moran, Monster.