->''"Typical. You bring a woman to the last store before the North Pole, and what does she do? Heads straight for the shoes."''
-->-- ''[[Literature/{{Dragons}} Fire Star]]''

->''"Johnny, there are some things that boys will ''never'' understand about girls, and one of them is our love of shoes. ''I'' barely understand it."''
-->-- '''Mary''', ''WesternAnimation/JohnnyTest''

->''"It's actually '''men''', you'll find, who are far more romantic. Men are the people you will hear say, 'I found somebody. She's amazing. If I don't-- if I don't get to be with this person, I'm fucked. I can't carry on. I'm-I know, I mean it. She's totally transformed my life. I have a job, I have a flat, it means nothing. If-- I can't stand it. I have to be with her. Because if I don't, I'm gonna end up in some bedsit, I'll be alcoholic, I'll have itchy trousers. I can't! I can't walk the streets anymore...' '''That'''... is how women... feel about '''shoes'''."''
-->-- '''Creator/DylanMoran''', ''Monster''.