Quotes / Abnormal Ammo

Mister Torgue, Borderlands 2, on the SWORDSPLOSION!!! shotgun.

"The Psycannon is the instrument of vengeance with which you shall smite your foes. It is a singular weapon, rare and terrible to behold, made from psychoactive materials, the bolts fired by it channel your faith and righteous anger to hurt the daemon in ways nothing else can. Thus it is that Hate becomes our keenest weapon and Contempt, our surest armor."

RY: Blackbeard has the weapon traditionally considered by children to be the ultimate destructive instrument, the bazooka.
AB: Only to be trumped by the bazooka that fires dinosaurs.
— Ryan Yount & Andrew Boyd's Authors' Commentary in Scurvy Dogs TPB #1

"Pizza delivery man, prepare to meet your maker- at the hands of my cat launcher!"
Mayor Adam West, Family Guy

"Ordinary household items can in fact be deadly, if Jamie builds a gun to shoot it."
Adam Savage, MythBusters

"Doc" Schweitzer: Flintlocke, if we have a big giant cannon, why don't we just shoot... A cannonball?
Fargo Flintlocke: Bah, predictable! They'll see it comin'!

Doctor: You're going to fire me at a planet? That's your plan? I get fired at a planet and expected to fix it?
Rory: In fairness, that is slightly your M.O.
Doctor: Don't be fair to the Daleks when they're firing me at a planet!

Zapp: Up here in the clouds, our technology makes us invincible - like the mighty 'x' in Tic-Tac-To. Look at those pathetic cavemen down there, loading their silly catapult with...what is that, Kiff? (smash) AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Kiff: I believe it's a saber-toothed cat, sir.
Futurama, "Fun on a Bun"

"I don't care if you load them with live Peahats, just get them ready."
Princess Zelda I, Hyrule: Total War

"Even their bulletz iz fancy!"
Kaptin Bludflagg on Eldar weapons, Dawn of War II: Retribution

"This is the only know model of these dark beauties ever to be brought back from the Afterlands whole and functioning. Though it appears to be a finely crafted .357 revolver, the weapon shoots inch-long carnivorous larvae that, after a successful shot, burrow through the target's flesh toward the heart from wherever they initially lodge."
Mage: The Ascension - Forged By Dragon's Fire

"Captain, the ammunition is screaming at me, what should I do?"
Warhammer Arch on Quake rounds (artillery shells infused with the psychic screams of the population of an Exterminated planet).

The spinning live fluffy wambler hits The Bronze Colossus in the head and the severed part sails off in an arc!