* ''Fanfic/ACrownOfStars'': In chapter 55 Asuka is facing an army:
-->'''Asuka''':''EVERYONE IN FRONT OF ME BETTER SURRENDER IN THE NEXT THIRTY SECONDS, OR IM GOING TO BLOW A NEW CRATER IN THIS LITTLE PLANET.''
* ''Fanfic/AdviceAndTrust'': In chapter 7 [[spoiler:Rei is fighting Zeruel all alone.]] It is about to kill her when [[spoiler:Shinji and Asuka show up riding Unit 03.]] Before start kicking its rear they say in unison:
-->'''Shinji and Asuka''': "Get away from my friend,"
* ''Manga/{{Evangelion 303}}'': The [[AcePilot characters]] in this series deliver several ones:
-->'''[[http://eva303.smackjeeves.com/comics/907469/029/ Asuka]]''' (before [[OldSchoolDogFight dueling with]] Shinji): Stick around for lunch... I hear they are having chicken nuggets...
*** Note: "Nugget": Aviator speak for noobie pilot.
-->'''[[http://eva303.smackjeeves.com/comics/907470/030/ Shinji]]''' (in reply to the former): I think we're having "[[{{Pun}} saurkraut]]" for lunch today...
-->'''[[http://eva303.smackjeeves.com/comics/960284/048/ Asuka]]''' (before a [[OldSchoolDogFight practice duel]] with Kaworu): I want to smoke him like a cigarrette!
* Subverted at one point in ''FanFic/KyonBigDamnHero'': just after Kyon delivers the line to three yakuza thugs, he gets teleported away.
-->"I'll respect that you're cutting to the chase; let me return the favor in kind!"
* Used in ''FanFic/TalesOfTheEmperasque'' by God-Emperor of Mankind: "''KNOCK KNOCK, MOTHERFUCKER, WHO ORDERED A BEATING?''". Followed by Emperor curb-stomping a Chaos God and rescuing Eldar Goddess.
* Used by the [[TheCaptain Alpha Houndoom]] in ''[[Fanfic/PokeWars Poké Wars: The Exigence]]'': "'''THIS IS THE STRENGTH OF MY PACK!'''". Cue beat down.
* "{{My name is|InigoMontoya}} ''[[Fanfic/StreetsOfRageSaga Blaze]]'', [[Awesome/StreetsOfRageSaga and I remember everything]]." She says this seconds after [[spoiler:her memories of the past two decades come crashing back to her mind, subverting an attempted [[LaserGuidedAmnesia mind-wipe]] by the Syndicate]]. Cue OhCrap from the bad guy in charge, followed by an epic beatdown.
* "[[Fanfic/AceCombatTheEquestrianWar We bring the fires of liberation."]]
* Fanfic/SoulChess, anyone?
** [[PunctuatedForEmphasis "Bring. It. On."]] [[spoiler: Lelouch says this to Aizen in the Aizen's Revenge arc.]]
* Lampshaded in the ''Literature/HarryPotter'' fic ''Make a Wish'' where before beating up a group of Slytherins who'd cornered Hermione, Dobby made a remark about "taking out the trash" and when questioned added that "Mr. Black says that it's important to make witty remarks before battle, unless it makes it not a surprise."
* [[FanFic/HalfLifeFullLifeConsequences I have to kill fast and bullets too slow.]]
* In the [[BadFuture Dark World]] of the ''FanFic/PonyPOVSeries'', Rarity gives one to [[PsychopathicManChild Fluttercruel]] right before their climatic fight.
-->"The only pony who can save you is [[spoiler: Fluttershy]]...and since I can't bring her here, I'm going to send you straight to her."
** In the Shining Armor Arc, [[BadassPrincess Cadence]] gives one to [[BigBad Makarov]] when he dismissively asks if she's going to sing a song to stop him from killing Shining, right before she [[spoiler: sings a TheVillainSucksSong that allows her to power up from the bonds between Misfit Actual and the Rebels kicks his flanks]]:
-->"[[IronicEcho Maybe]] [[BewareTheNiceOnes I will]] [[ShutUpHannibal sing.]]"
* From the ''Fanfic/CalvinAndHobbesTheSeries'' episode "Lightning Man":
--> '''The Lightning Man:''' OH, WHAT'S THE PROBLEM NOW?!\\
'''Calvin:''' Us.
* In Fanfic/PokemonTheGreatAdventure, Silver delivers one to Mewtwo after the later petrified Ash in a fit of rage. What follows is a NoHoldsBarredBeatdown from the man, with [[http://youtube.com/watch?v=WiwxzAZrBR0 "You Know My Name."]] in the background. Morality, it doesn't matter if you're the most badass Legendary around and you just built yourself an army of cloned mooks. ''Never'' mess with a PapaWolf.
-->"Mewtwo, you took my son's life. '''''NOW, GIVE ME YOURS!'''''"
* In ''Fanfic/{{Jericho}}'', [[FirstPersonSmartass Jeri]][[SociopathicHero cho]] himself has a few:
--> "I'm going to teach you a thing or two about love!"
--> "Good for the Good God!"
--> "Youre not buying this, are you?" "Not at all." "Well, then have I deal for you!" *Hits girl in face with axe* A fire sale for all your axing needs! Get it? Because its a fire axe, and its in your face!" :laughs: "Its funny."
--> Hi, my name is Duke Elkington, I groused, and Im a huge fan of cocks. You can tell from my cock-tasting spit. Im like a chupacabra, but for dicks.
--> Invoked: I wish I had a better one-liner to quip before I killed you. Like... uh, Father always told me to fight fire with fire, which is probably why he got thrown out of the fire brigade. I laughed. Its funny because I set all these fires.
--> And again: Ooh, ooh, ooh, Ive got a good one! Elkington, the last thing I want to do is hurt you... but its still on my list.
--> "A clear conscience is usually a sign of a bad memory."
** Many of these are from chapter 12, and so are subverted because Jericho [[spoiler:never actually kills Duke Elkington]].
* ''Fanfic/ChildOfTheStorm'': "Expecto Patronum, Suckers."
** From the same chapter:
-->'''Bruce''': Rest assured, Thor. We will find Harry. We will find the people who took him. [[BadassBoast And Hulk will smash.]]
** And from Chapter 60.
--> No. No more running.
** Later on, the Winter Guard break into Xavier's school, expecting to find a bunch of helpless teenagers. Instead, they find just one man.
--> "Good evening. [[MyNameIsInigoMontoya My name is Magneto.]] [[spoiler: You kidnapped my daughter. You kidnapped my daughter's godson.]] You tortured them both. You have twisted the latter into your weapon. I would like to discuss this."
* ''Fanfic/KitsuneNoKenFistOfTheFox'': Naruto to a gang of elitist bullies who've been harassing nearby civilians and whose leader [[BerserkButton just attempted to harm]] [[LikeBrotherAndSister Ino]]: "Those of you who want to have their bones broken, come and get me." [[CurbStompBattle Cue flattening of gang]].
* ''Fanfic/HuntingSeries'' part 3 - Hunting and Saving.
-->'''John Winchester''': "Run, Tom, you see that black car, you get in and I'll take you home in a minute." Said just before John goes on to own a nest of three vampires.
* ''Fanfic/BringingMeToLife''
-->'''Thug:''' Get on the ground, now !\\
'''Max:''' No, you want to know why ?\\
'''Thug:''' Fine, bitch, go on and tell me.\\
''Response ? Cue asskicking by Max.''
* In episode 12 of ''Fanfic/{{Wonderful}}'', gang boss and super-villain Lung gives us this line:
-->'''Lung:''' Roaches, feeling brave behind their metal toys. Bakuda. Lee. Crush them.
* ''Fanfic/OldWest'':
** [[TheDreaded Rattlesnake Jake]] gives one to [[StarterVillain Tomson]] and his mercenaries before [[CurbStompBattle curb-stomping]] them in the 2nd chapter.
--> "Ya boys was real stupid in thinkin' you could claim hell without payin' the devil his due. I don't like sloppy work... and you boys just made one hell've'a mess."
** When Bad Bill's gang is caught in the act of [[WouldHurtAChild beating up Teddy]] in the 18th chapter, they are [[OhCrap scared]] at the sight of Jake. Against their and Jake's expectations, Teddy's mother [[MamaBear Grace]] gives the line before delivering them a [[UnstoppableRage vicious]] NoHoldsBarredBeatdown all by herself.
-->'''One of the thugs''': The Grim Reaper...
-->'''Grace''': It's not him you should be afraid of...
* During the Bardiel fight in ''Fanfic/NeonMetathesisEvangelion'', Rei decides she can't do nothing while Shinji watches powerlessly as his Evangelion is killing his friend.
-->'''Rei''': [[Film/{{Firefly}} "You have always taken care of me. My turn".]]
* In the ''Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer''/''ComicBook/{{Supergirl}}'' crossover ''Fanfic/TheVampireOfSteel'', Buffy quotes Clint Eastwood before engaging an army of vampires:
-->'''Buffy:''' You want to open the Hellmouth? Make my day, punks!
* In ComicBook/PowerGirl fanfic ''Fanfic/AForceOfFour'':
** Mala tries to talk the young heroes into stepping aside as he kills Power Girl.
--->'''Mala:''' We have not forgotten the thirty years we spent in the Kryptonite globe because of him. Nor have we forgotten being cheated of our revenge by his death. Should Kara Zor-L live, she will inevitably prove to be a hindrance to us. It is regrettable that she must die. But die she must. There is no need for battle. Our audience has left the stands. This show of combat pleased him, but it was most inefficient. Please. Let me do what is required, and I promise to make her death as quick as I possibly can. Your own will be even quicker, and as painless as possible. The decision is up to you.\\
'''Fury:''' You know what our answer is, big man. Come and get it.\\
'''Nuklon:''' Nope. Our answer is--go to hell!
** Kara when U-Ban attempts to rape her:
--->'''Power Girl:''' You want it, tough guy? You're going to have to fight for it.

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