Nausea Fuel / SuperMarioLogan

• Pick a video with Shrek. Any video. Though "Shrek's Bath Problem" by and far is the worst. Shrek shitting in the tub, dumping cheese balls in it while it's filled with water, and using Mario's toothbrush to scrub off the mess left after the tub is emptied...eugh.
  • In "Shrek's Crappy Wish", Shrek wishes for Mario to turn into an actual donkey, with the latter naturally demanding Shrek to help change him back to normal. Following some shenanigans, Shrek says that there is one way for Mario to return to his regular self: eating Shrek's shit through a straw directly from the toilet. Even worse is that after Mario does just that, Shrek reveals that he had the means to change him back all along.
  • "Shrek's Big Crap" Mainly just consists of Shrek pooping in the bathroom and talking about taking a dump or being too lazy to get coke or toilet paper for himself.
  • "The Couch" has Shrek find a box from years ago, the contents of which are used toilet paper, a corn dog, farts that he trapped in jars, a cracked "lucky" toilet seat, and an expired cheesecake. Later, he eats the expired cheesecake, which has mold on it and has explosive diarrhea on the couch. he tries to hide this from Mario, but He finds out and kicks Shrek out of the house. Later, it turns out that Shrek now lives on the dirty couch on Mario's lawn, where he fishes for cheesecake (somehow). Later, while talking about what Mario did, Mario and Rosalina poop on the couch as well, from eating expired peanut butter and expired milk respectively.
  • In "Shrek's Diet", Shrek tells Mario that he eats on the toilet because the food will just go straight out the other end. When Brooklyn T Guy comes to help after he has a heart attack, it turns out that due to only eating cheesecake, he has so much diabetes he has built up an immunity to it and has Velveeta cheese flowing through his veins instead of blood.
  • In "Shrek's Coma" he eats his weight in cheesecake and goes into a coma. After having his brain transplanted into Atso's body, he ends up going on a date with Rosalina, who finds him attractive. He tells her that he farted on the lasagna they were eating prior to dinner, smears the food all over his face when he eats it, and tells her that, for dessert, he has a dozen donuts that her farted and accidentally shat on.
  • In "The Ring" after Mario thinks Shrek accidentally ate his engagement ring to Rosalina, he tried to get him to crap by feeding him Taco Bell, Cheese puffs, canned corn, and Miralax, which he has blended all together for Shrek to suck through a straw. After going to the bathroom, he ends up somehow covering the entire bathroom, and himself, in poop. Sadly, it turns out to be for naught, as he hadn't even eaten the ring. And to twist the knife in even further, the ring falls down the drain almost as soon as Mario rediscovers it.
  • In "Jeffy's Coma!" Mario needs to wake up Jeffy by getting Shrek to fart on him. However, this proves difficult, as Shrek is very backed up, and needs Bean soup to fart. After getting Chef Pee Pee to make bean soup for him, he asks Mario if he really wants him to fart.
  Shrek: ''Oh Donkey, that bean soup smells so good. I haven't had bean soup in forever, Donkey. The last time I had bean soup, I farted so loud, that it ruptured the eardrum of everyone within a 10 mile radius. It smelled so bad, that people had to cut off their noses, so they wouldn't pass out, donkey. It genuinely seared their nose hairs right off, donkey. Donkey, you don't understand how bad it smelled, like it came from the hairiest, and the smelliest butthole, Donkey. My butthole. My butthole is so hairy, that it looks like a spiderweb, that the spider hasn't;t had time to eat all the bugs on the web yet."
  Mario: That's sick Shrek, that's sick."
  Shrek: Donkey, my butthole is so smelly, we didn't even have to nuke Hiroshima or Nagasaki donkey. If you would have looked up at the airplane as it flew over those places, you would have saw this donkey.(Shows ass) Yes, my big ogre butt just fartin' away to the wind, Donkey. Doney, chernobyl is in my rectum, Donkey. My butthole is Chernobyl. So lt me ask you this question, donkey. Are you sure you want me to eat this bean soup?"

  • Later, after eating the soup, nothing happens and he asks Mario to give him CPR to his butt. After eating a superbean soup that was made out of a giant sculpture of a metal bean they shrunk down, he proceeds to fart so hard that it causes the Earth to be destroyed.
  • In "Shrek The Babysitter", he ends up clogging the toilet and has no toilet paper. As he was locked in the bathroom by Jeffy and Junior, he has to wipe his ass with his hands and rips out some of his asshairs to pass the time, but he then sniffs the hands when he smells something in the air, which is cheesecake. He then smashes down the door and hunts down Junior and Jeffy and grounds them, by locking them in the bathroom while they are screaming and banging on the door which somehow got put back in the frame. And the toilet's still clogged.
• In "Bowser Jr Gets Rabies", Junior gets bitten by a squirrel and the wound he gets from it is rather large and bloody.
• Pretty much everything from start to finish in "Pregnant Jeffy", but especially the beginning involving Jeffy eating his own booger, and afterwards being revealed to have been leaving them behind the couch for years.
• Cody literally eating whipped cream off of Junior's ass while the former is trapped in a bedframe in "Bowser Junior Needs Help"
• Jeffy shitting into a paper cup and sniffing the poop inside it and gagging from it to replace the "brown liquid" that was inside it in "Jeffy's Text Message".
• The Lunch Lady's "Meat Slop Surprise" that she gives out to the students earlier on, and the implication of her having sex with Chef Pee Pee at the end of "The Lunch Lady", not to mention her attraction towards Jeffy.
  • Junior's reaction to her in bed with Chef Pee Pee really says it all:
  Junior: Chef Pee Pee, what I've just witnessed will scar me for the rest of my life.
• Brooklyn T Guy urinating on Marvin's face to get rid of the venom from the jellyfish's stings in "Jeffy's Jellyfish"
• The graphically mutilated corpses in "The Secret Door".
• "Jeffy's Cat Throw Up" may very well take the vomit-encrusted cake as being the most disgusting video in the series to not have Shrek in it. Beyond the concept of Jeffy carrying around a plate of cat puke and treating it like an imaginary friend, we're treated to such delightful scenes as Penelope mistaking the puke for spinach dip and putting a chip in it, followed by her eating it. That last part is thankfully shown off-screen, but Penelope's reactions are certain to resonate with anyone who watches it.

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