Baby, you can describe my trope any day. Seriously though, the standard form of a semi-cliché pickup line/DoubleEntendre.

Related to LampshadedDoubleEntendre and IsThatWhatTheyreCallingItNow. Compare its more annoyed cousin, IWillShowYouX.


[[folder:Anime & Manga]]
* Used from Brock in an episode of the ''{{Anime/Pokemon}}'' dub about Giselle: "She can violate my rights any time." Noticeably Giselle can't be any older than ''eleven'' while Brock is fifteen.

[[folder:Films -- Live-Action]]
* Used by a British teen about an American girl in ''Film/WhatAGirlWants'': [[UsefulNotes/TheAmericanRevolution "I'd let her dump tea in my harbor any day."]]
* ''Film/TopGun'': "You can be my wingman any time." A clincher to the film's HoYay.

[[folder:Live-Action TV]]
* ''Special Ops Force'': The heroes are posing as firefighters, and a guy says to Margot, "You can light my fire any time."
* In the ''Series/{{Friends}}'' episode "The One Where Ross Moves In", when Pheobe first meets Larry the health inspector, she tells Monica "I'd let him check out ''my'' kitchen floor!"

[[folder:Video Games]]
* ''VideoGame/QuestForGloryV'' has a rather odd female Gnome who runs the inn and makes some...strange comments about the male hero. In the ''Quest For Glory'' universe, it's a rule that Gnomes always speak in {{Incredibly Lame Pun}}s.
-->'''Gnome Anne:''' Heellllo, sailor. My, fancy you sailing into my port! You can shiver my timbers any day. I'm Anne, Gnome Anne, and this is my [[IncrediblyLamePun Land Inn]]. Set anchor, dreamboat, and let me batten your hatches!
* Two mooks discussing Dr. Penelope Young in ''VideoGame/BatmanArkhamAsylum'' use "She can operate on me anytime!"

[[folder:Web Comics]]
* In ''WebComic/NothingNiceToSay'', the last panel of [[ this comic]].
* Black Mage to White Mage in ''Webcomic/EightBitTheater''.

[[folder:Web Original]]
* In ''TheBookOfRatings'', Lore once said that Creator/LyndaCarter as Series/WonderWoman could violate his [[UsefulNotes/TheComicsCode Comics Code]] Authority anyday.

[[folder:Western Animation]]
* In an early episode of ''{{WesternAnimation/XMen}}'', after being reminded of the dangers of touching Rogue, Gambit smoothly replies to her, "You can drain my energy any day, ''chere''."
* ''WesternAnimation/TheSpectacularSpiderMan'': In "The Uncertainty Principle", Liz says to Peter (who is [[ForHalloweenIAmGoingAsMyself "dressed as Spider-Man" for Halloween]]) that he can web her up anytime.
* ''WesternAnimation/YoungJustice'': When Megan turns into a hot zombie dressed in white.
-->'''Wally''': Wow, babe. You can eat my brain anytime.