->''"LET'S DO THE TIME WARP AGAIN!"''
-->-- ''Film/TheRockyHorrorPictureShow''

So, there's this dance craze, or so a song insists.

If everybody's doing it now, then you might want to know the steps. The lyrics may explain a few easy-to-do steps, but often keep it intentionally vague if a choreographer is responsible for the ''real'' steps.

Mostly, the lyrics tend to say how popular the dance is and how it makes people feel while they do it, maybe throwing in a few references to other dances which it is or isn't like.

One thing is required: the rhythm [[EarWorm has to be catchy]].

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!!Examples:

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[[folder:Film]]
* "Time Warp" from ''Film/TheRockyHorrorPictureShow'' mentions a fair number of steps:
-->It's just a jump to the left\\
And then a step to the right\\
Put your hands on your hips\\
And bring your knees in tight\\
But it's the pelvic thrust that really drives you insane\\
Let's do the Time Warp again!
* The Fred Astaire-Ginger Rogers movies were famous for these: they introduced "The Carioca" in ''Film/FlyingDownToRio'', "The Continental" in ''TheGayDivorcee'', "The Piccolino" in ''Film/TopHat'', "The Yam" in ''[=Carefree=]'', and "Swing Trot" in ''The Barkleys of Broadway''.
* At least 20% of ''Film/{{Hairspray}}'' (the original) is a compilation of these songs.
* "Ballroom Dancing" by Music/{{Paul McCartney}} is a past-tense version. (Listed here because the song eventually reached ''Film/GiveMyRegardsToBroadStreet''.)
* "The French Mistake" from ''Film/BlazingSaddles''
* "The Tina-Lina" in ''The Toast of New Orleans.''
* "Hoe Down" from ''Babes On Broadway''.
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[[folder:Live Action TV]]
* "Do The Urkel" from ''Series/FamilyMatters''.
* "The Chicken Song" from ''Series/SpittingImage'' parodies this
-->''Hold a chicken in the air\\
Stick a deckchair up your nose\\
Buy a jumbo jet\\
And then bury all your clothes\\
Paint your left knee green\\
Then extract your wisdom teeth\\
Form a string quartet\\
And pretend your name is Keith''
* The ''Series/HannahMontana'' [[TheMovie movie]] has the "[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RlnbmZK7GxU Hoedown Throwdown]]". Even in-universe, this one is stretching WillingSuspensionOfDisbelief a bit.
* In ''Series/BearInTheBigBlueHouse'', the mice at Tutter's school all do the "Mumble Mambo," but Tutter is uncomfortable with it and can't seem to get into it.
* ''Series/{{Tiswas}}'', a Saturday morning staple of British TV in TheSeventies, came up with "The Dying Fly".
* Leather Tuscadero wrote & performed "Do the Fonzie" on ''Series/HappyDays''.
* Carmine Ragusa sang "Do the Carmine" on ''Series/LaverneAndShirley''.
* ''Series/TheGoodies'' spoofed this in one episode where they were being tasked -- by a [[MusicalAssassin musical]] [[TheMadHatter Mad Hatter]], no less -- with writing a hit song. They belted up a squaredance tune, and Bill improvised fairly ordinary squaredance lyrics which were being followed exactly by the Mad Hatter's goons, ending with this (paraphrased):
-->''Now with your partner you shout\\
Open the window and jump out''
** Also, ''The Funky Gibbon''. And in another routine called "Poor Old [=Soul=]" on ''Almost Live'', they named dance sensations like the "loony moth", "festering ferret", and "dead dog".
* On "Do the Roo" from ''[[Franchise/WinnieThePooh The Book of Pooh]]'', Roo creates one with the help of his mama Kanga called "The Roo," which can basically be done any way you want. "Any which way, throw out your compass! Swing your partner, do a wild rompus! How you move is up to you, when you're doin' the Roo!"
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[[folder:Music]]
* One of the oldest examples if ''extremely'' simplistic - the Hokey Pokey.
** ''You put your left leg in, your left leg out...''
* Extremely popular in pop music from the mid-1950s to the early 1960s:
** "The Loco-Motion"
** "The Twist" (this dance got more than one song). One reason why it was so popular was because it was very simple to learn unlike some dance numbers that either required one to see it being done by someone else (because of lack actual directions in the lyrics) or required one to grow a third leg or something to do properly.
*** Pretty much any other song ChubbyChecker recorded during the 1960s (Limbo Rock, The Fly, Pony Time, The Hucklebuck, etc.)
** "The Monster Mash"
** "Hippy Hippy Shake"
* Music/{{Usher}} had "U-Turn" from his 8701 album
---> ''Put your hands up''\\
''Bend your knees''\\
''Bounce around in a circle''\\
''Get down with me''\\
''Come on, come on (it ain't hard to learn)''\\
''Come on, come on (it's called the U Turn)''\\

* ''"Baila en tu cuerpo alegría, Macarena, que tu cuerpo es pa' dar alegría, cosa buena..."''
* Parodied in Music/LemonDemon's "Dance Like An Idiot"
-->Put your hands on your knees, and hobble to the right\\
Then do a three-sixty with your eyes shut tight\\
While you're dizzy, get busy and pretend you're a mime\\
Then make whiny noises, and clap five times\\
Hold out your arms, start running in place\\
Try to do the moonwalk, and fall on your face\\
Get up and stomp around like a big fat lummox\\
Then jump out the window with your hands on your buttocks.
** Similarly but more scatologically parodied by Rappy [=McRapperson's=] "Lick Your Own Butthole Party Dance" which is about [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin exactly what you think it is]].
* DJ Casper's "Cha Cha Slide"
* "Mambo Number Five" by Pérez Prado, covered by Lou Bega.
-->Jump up and down and move it all around,\\
Shake your head to the sound, put your hands on the ground.\\
Take one step left and one step right,\\
One to the front and one to the side.\\
Clap your hands once and clap your hands twice\\
And if it look like this then you're doing it right.
* [[Music/VillagePeople "YMCA"]]
* [[Music/SouljaBoy Soulja boy off in this- OHHHHHHHHH! Watch me crank it watch me ROOOOOOOOOLL! Watch me crank dat Soulja Boy then Superman dat OHHHHH! Now watch me- YOOOOOOOOU! Crank dat Soulja Boy etc.]]
* Just some songs from TheNewTens:
** Teach me how to dougie, teach me, teach me how to dougie.
** ''[[Music/{{LMFAO}} Party rock is in the house tonight...]]''
-->''Everybody just have a good time''\\
''And even when you lose your mind''\\
''We just wanna see ya...''\\
''...Shake that.''\\
''Everyday I'm shufflin'...''
** ''[[Music/{{PSY}} Oopan Gangnam Style!]]''
** Can you do the Harlem Shake?:
--> ''CON LOS TERRORISTAS!!!''\\
''wub-wub-wub-wub-wub wub-wub-wub-wub-wub wub-wub-wub-wub''
** Twerking.

* [[Music/TomWaits The Metropolitan Glide]]. Are you ready?
* Marcia Griffiths's "Electric Slide"
* "''[[CaramelldansenVid Caramelldansen]]''" is pure this (though the dance described in the lyrics has nothing in common with the "dance" from the [[MemeticMutation looped video clip]] that made it popular). Translated, it goes something like this:
--> Dance with us\\
Clap your hands\\
Do like we do\\
Take some steps to the left\\
Listen and learn\\
Don't miss the chance\\
Now we're here with\\
The Caramell Dance!
* Before the Velvet Underground came about, Lou Reed wrote a version of these called "The Ostrich" featuring a ridiculous dance that involved people ''stepping on other people's heads.''
* ''Limbo good, Limbo fine, Everybody gets a chance...'' Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh!
* "The Compromise" by the Format satirizes this by describing a dance whose steps are "Throw your partner behind a desk, where they'll do absolutely nothing so it's your job to dance and smile". It's a retaliation against the record company, who asked them to write a hit (hence "The Compromise").
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y8fndX_7PqQ Put your elbow up tight, make a step with the right, tilt your head to the side and smile real, real wide!]] [[{{Film/Inception}} LEO STRUT!]]
* "Do the Strand" by Music/RoxyMusic. There are [[{{Calvinball}} almost no instructions on how to do it]] in the lyrics, so it's possible it's just a long reference to other songs of this trope.
* ''Dr. Hook and the Medicine Show'' had a song called "[[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin Levitate]]". It started out like it was trying to teach a dance, and then continued to lifting both feet off the ground and crossing your legs in midair.
* Parodied in "The Sacro-Iliac" by 10CC:
-->''Here's what you gotta do...\\
Nuthin!\\
In any tempo, in any rhythm...\\
Come right back and do the Sacro-Iliac.''
* Sort of parodied by Series/TheGoodies in 'The Funky Gibbon'...
-->We're Series/TheGoodies, how d'you do?
-->Weve just been down to the zoo,
-->Saw a monkey in a cage,
-->Doin' a dance that could be the rage!
* "Do The Reggay" by Toots & The Maytals. Possibly the most successful one of all, since instead of popularizing a dance, it wound up naming a genre of music (with a minor change in spelling).
* "The Vatican Rag" by Music/TomLehrer is another satirical example.
* ''[[Music/DigitalUnderground The Humpty Dance]] [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cj9_yW8tZxs is your chance to do the hump!]]''
* [[Music/CabCalloway "The Calloway Boogie"]]
* OlderThanTelevision: [[http://www.tsrocks.com/s/scott_joplin_texts/rag_time_dance.html The Ragtime Dance]] by ScottJoplin. Good luck finding a version with the lyrics, though.
* Parodied in [[http://www.songstowearpantsto.com/songs/old-fashioned-line-dance-or-square/ this]] SongsToWearPantsTo song.
* The Franchise/{{Cabbage Patch|Kids}}. Actually there were ''two'' competing versions of the Cabbage Patch: One came from the West Coast via the World Class Wreckin' Cru (featuring a pre-Music/{{NWA}} Dr. Dre), and the other originated in {{Miami|Bass}} with a single from Gucci Crew II.
* ''VideoGame/DanceDanceRevolution'' has a song called The 7 Jump. Unfortunately the lyrics seem to assume that you're watching the music video to the song so you'd never learn how to do it just from hearing it. Hilariously, the lyrics comment about how easy it is to do.
* [[Music/WasNotWas Open the door, get on the floor]], [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vgiDcJi534Y&feature=related everybody walk the dinosaur.]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2WNrx2jq184&feature=related Well everybody's heard about the bird...]] (The Bird was originally a dance, and was indeed "the word.")
* Even the [[Music/TwoLiveCrew 2 Live Crew]] made their own dance, called "Throw The D."[[note]]"D" in this case stands for "Dick."[[/note]] (What, you were expecting something G-rated?)
-->It's all in the hips, so go berserk and let that dick do the work!
* "The Wilbury Twist" by Music/TheTravelingWilburys invites the dancer to, among other things, fall on his ass, put his teeth in a glass, and put his blindfold on so his friends can get away from him ("Could be ''years'' before you're missed!").
* Music/TheCramps usually had one of these on every album, including "Surfin' Dead", "Alligator Stomp", "Cramp Stomp", "The Crusher", and others. In most of them, everyone's dead by the final verse (but still dancing).
** "The Crusher" [[CoveredUp was originally by]] obscure 60's garage rock group The Novas, who used GutturalGrowler vocals to fit with the [[Wrestling/TheCrusher wrestling-themed]] "dance" of the title: the only two moves given for the crusher itself are "take your fist and put it on your waist" and "squeeze your partner's head 'til she's blue in the face", and the listener is also repeatedly urged to "do the hammerlock" and "the eye-gouge".
* Parodied with Music/TheLonelyIsland's [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tLPZmPaHme0 "The Creep"]], a dance specifically designed to make one look like, well, a creep.
* The Cupid Shuffle. [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h24_zoqu4_Q To the right! To the right! To the right! To the right!]]
* MC Frontalot has the 'Margaret Thatcher' from his song [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4qcrSm_C3lA Wallflowers]], which describes exactly the {{Adorkable}} dance that would be performed by an awkward geek with no idea how to dance. Notable for taking 'vague steps' UpToEleven - after all, if it's an awkward nerd dance, ''you're not supposed to know what you're doing.''
-->Step One:
-->Wiggle, wobble, wriggle,
-->coddle your young,
-->intensify your ennui,
-->then before you get done,
-->put your left foot over to the left if you dare,
-->then pretend you got scared,
-->then point at your hair.
* A slew of awkwardly titled rap-dance sensation songs were released after the success of the Soulja Boy, with varied amounts of success:
** The Stanky Legg
** The Cat Daddy
** The Dougie (discussed in TWO songs)
** Lean Like a Cholo
* [[Music/TheBangles Walk like an Egyptian.]]
* The Dismemberment Plan's "Do The Standing Still", which uses the lyrical format of a typical dance sensation song to satirize how non-demonstrative indie rock audiences often are:
-->Oh whoa-oh, well it's a sensation
-->Across the entire nation
-->Oh whoa-oh, a hundred million kids
-->All dancing in suspended animation
** Oddly predated by 15 years with an identically titled song by Belgian [[NewWaveMusic New Wave]] band The Employees, which had the same lyrical premise.
* "The Crunge" by Music/LedZeppelin is another parody of this style of song, influenced by Music/JamesBrown, but with an undanceable, oddly-timed rhythm.
* Music/{{Eels}}' "Going Fetal" is a pretty sardonic parody: According to the lyrics, the latest dance craze is the TroubledFetalPosition.
* The Butterfly? [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial Uh-uh, that's old]]. Lemme see that [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qs7f3ssuEjA Tootsee Roll]]!
* The BonzoDogDooDahBand's ''Do The Trouser Press, Baby (Yeahhhh!)''
* It's ''officially'' called [[http://youtu.be/OT9TonFSyT4 "Peewee's Dance",]] but Joeski Love actually came up with a dance called The Pee Wee Herman. NoCelebritiesWereHarmed, obviously.
-->Just swing your hands up to the front\\
And if you can't hear the music, say "Huh? What?"\\
As you're doin' your dance, you might hurt your back\\
Just look at the crowd, and say "I meant to do that!"
* And then you have the songs that pack a bunch of dance moves into one track, something like a dance-move {{Medley}}.
** Most famous example: [[http://youtu.be/Kk4Uwge4DzQ "Land of 1,000 Dances".]]
** A HipHop example: [[http://youtu.be/kO8ii-LuEbY "Stop Pause"]] by DJ Jubilee.
* There are several line dance songs that faded away after coming out but are still popular among African-Americans, for example, "The Cupid Shuffle" and "Wobble".
* Music/FatsDomino's "Dance With Mr. Domino" was about the "Domino Twist."
* Music/{{Steppenwolf}} sang about the "Hippo Stomp."
* [[Music/HuskerDu Hüsker Dü]]'s "Do the Bee."
* Music/TheReplacements' "Mr. Whirly"
* Though the song itself does not seem to be about one, Music/Foals have one present in the [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJ_PMvjmC6M "Inhaler" music video]].
* Tropical music tends to spawn a ''lot'' of these. Some of them:
** Wilfrido Vargas had "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hxjf_Wnc0SU El baile del perrito]]" ("The dance of the puppy"). Although the song itself didn't describe the steps, the videoclip plenty of showed (and the moves were pretty risqué).
*** He later tried to repeat the success with another song. "Por la plata baila el mono/¿y cómo es que baila el mono? [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BYu0c5MHonQ ¡así!]]"
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tEVyDmcF7u0 La Bomba]], with versions in every country.
** Argentinian group El Simbolo had almost every song they released to be one of these, but their most popular one is the one where they command you to dance [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pFJvw5Anb2w raising the hands, moving the waist, with a sexy movement...]]
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R6-bMLU9Q4k DALE MARACA!]]
*** Its Spiritual Predecesor "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NPJ2iNMnz3g Dale Cintura]]"
** theorically, a good Hora Loca mix should be made of these or being one of these itself.
* Originating from Belgium (though also heard on dancefloors in Holland), there is the "Kabouterdans" (leprechaun dance).
-->"Draai een keer in het rond, stamp met je voeten op de grond, zwaai je armen in de lucht, ga nu zitten met een zucht, stap nu rond als een gans, zo gaat de kabouterdans." (Turn around once, stamp your feet on the floor, wave your arms in the air, sit down with a sigh, walk around like a goose, that's the leprechaun dance)
* Two of Unk's biggest [[OverlyNarrowSuperlative (and only)]] hits were these: "Waik it Out" and "2 Step", with the latter even referencing the former.
-->Now take two steeeeeeps - to the left
-->Now take two steeeeeeps - to the right
-->Now bring it back, bring it back - yeah I made y'all "Walk it Out"
-->Ev'rybody 2 Steppin, now we finna turn it out
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[[folder:Professional Wrestling]]
* Super Wrong of Wrestling/KaijuBigBattel is the dance sensation sweeping across the nation.
* Wrestling/{{Chikara}} derivative Wrestling Is Art, WOW, Shine, Wrestling/{{TNA}}, WWE and even Hungarian Championship Wrestling all contracted The Harlem Shake, usually starting with one wrestler or tag team doing so with others trying to make sense of it then cutting to the half the roster doing so (or the entire arena in Impact's case). Jervis Cottonbelly, Su Yung, El Local and [[Wrestling/BlackRose La Rosa Negra]] among those who decided not to call in sick, Wrestling/MikeQuackenbush, Wrestling/ColtCabana, [[Wrestling/PrimeTimePlayers Titus O'Niel]], [[Wrestling/KiaStevens Amazing Kong]] and Wrestling/JamesStorm among the later afflicted.
* WWE accidentally brought on its own in the form of Wrestling/{{Fandango}}ing.
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[[folder:Radio]]
* ''I'm Sorry, I'll Read That Again'' enjoyed doing this on occasion. One of the more memorable ones was the '[[RunningGag Gibbon]] Stuffing' song. It was ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin.
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[[folder:Theatre]]
* Countless 1920s Broadway musicals had a Dance Sensation, e.g. "The Monkey-Doodle-Doo" in ''The Cocoanuts'' (which made it into the movie version), "Long Island Low-Down" in ''Theatre/AnimalCrackers'' (which did not appear in the movie) and "The Varsity Drag" in ''Good News''. By far the most popular, though, was "Charleston," a BreakawayPopHit from the black musical ''Runnin' Wild'' (1923).
* "The Gazooka" from the revue ''Ziegfeld Follies of 1936'' was an AffectionateParody of the Dance Sensation, especially the Astaire/Rogers kind. The lyrics explain that "first you take a step, and then you take another, and then you take another," and then you ought to buy a copy of the sheet music.
* "The Pussy Foot" from ''Goldilocks'' has a somewhat catchy tune but awful lyrics.
* Music/ColePorter's "Heaven Hop," last seen as a musical stowaway in revivals of ''Anything Goes''.
* "Wrong Note Rag" from ''Wonderful Town'', supposed to be like a pre-UsefulNotes/WorldWarI vaudeville act.
* "Off-Time" from ''[=Ain't Misbehavin'=]''. Like the title song, this was originally used in the 1929 revue ''Hot Chocolates''.
* Played with in the Broadway production of ''Film/YoungFrankenstein'' with "The Transylvania Mania" because they're trying to distract the townspeople from the Monster's sounds and so making it up on the spot. The lyrics consist of contrived rhyming claims on how much fun it is (but purposefully for parody)
-->''So join the fun, lets all be zany-a\\
Even Liths in Lithuania love it, it's the latest rage.\\
Lose the blues and don't complain-ia\\
hit the dance floor feel no pain-ia\\
Love it! Do the Transylvania mania!''
* "Yankee Doodle Rhythm" from the 1927 version of ''Strike Up the Band''.
* ''Theatre/EvilDeadTheMusical'' tried to do this with "Do the Necronomicon".
* "The Holiday Hop" from ''Carols For a Cure: Broadway's Greatest Gifts, Volume 5'', performed by the cast of ''[[Film/FortySecondStreet 42nd Street]]''.
* "Do the New York" from ''Ziegfeld Follies of 1931''.
* GilbertAndSullivan offer "Dance a Cachucha" in TheGondoliers. The cachucha actually was a dance sensation, sixty or so years earlier.
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[[folder:Web Animation]]
* WebAnimation/{{asdfmovie}} used it for one gag - [[InterruptingMeme EVERYBODY DO THE FLOP!]] (thud)
** It became so popular it actually spawned [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tBJNYdHPcDE a 10-minute version]] and [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L5inD4XWz4U an official music video]].
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[[folder:Western Animation]]
* ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'' with "Do the Bartman".
* ''WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants'' had kids at the prom doing "The Sponge." Unfortunately, anyone who wasn't a sponge ended up mangled.
** In another episode, Patrick wins a dance contest after rolling around because of a cramp. (He won by default, as the only dancer who did his own dancing.) This is followed by a fake commercial for "The Cramp".
** In "The Lost Mattress" when Mr. Krabs throws his back out opening the front door to the Krusty Krab and [=SpongeBob=] asks if he's okay he sarcastically retorts "I'm just doubled over in pain, fightin' back tears in me eyes ''because it's a new dance craze''!"
* ''Series/TheSuperMarioBrosSuperShow'''s ending credits instructed viewers on how to "Do the Mario."
** For those unfamiliar, you swing your arms from side to side, take one step, and then again. The Mario is just ''running.''
*** [[GeniusBonus Which is a reference to Mario's hypnotic walk cycle in the original]] ''VideoGame/SuperMarioBros''.
* ''WesternAnimation/TheFlintstones'' had "The Twitch", created by a singer after an allergic reaction to pickled dodo eggs.
* The Schmeerskahoven in ''WesternAnimation/PinkyAndTheBrain'' stimulated every pressure point on the body during the dance, allowing the dancer to be completely brainwashed.
* "The Michigan Rag", from the WesternAnimation/LooneyTunes short ''WesternAnimation/OneFroggyEvening''. It was the only original song written for the short.
* Buzzbee, the main character of ''WesternAnimation/TheHive'' creates one in "Dancing Bee."
* "There's a [[WesternAnimation/SchoolhouseRock great new craze]] that's sweeping the nation! Come on! [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5tTkxYeNF9Q Do the Circulation!]]"
* The ''WesternAnimation/ChalkZone'' song "Mumbo Jumbo Jump"- "No step is wrong, and every step is right!"
-->''Oh! Bounce a little, boing a little, give a little shake\\
Wriggle and a jiggle like a little earthquake\\
Now you're doing the Mumbo Jumbo Jump!\\
Boinging and a-bouncing all over the place\\
Turn a little, twist a little, make a funny face\\
Now you're doing the Mumbo Jumbo Jump!''
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[[folder:Real Life]]
* Any square/line/generally country dance. See WesternAnimation/BugsBunny in [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IQQGSsI87kA Hillbilly Hare]] for a good idea.
* The "Hora Loca" costume in Latin American parties, basically the people dancing to a remix made half of these, half EarWorms.
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