Literature / The Reformed Vampire Support Group
aka: Reformed Vampire Support Group

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A 2009 novel by Catherine Jinks about a group of Vegetarian Vampires. In this universe, vampires are not sex gods, or even particularly powerful. In fact, being a vampire is basically like being chronically ill for all eternity. The vampires in the titular group don't want to harm humans, so they survive on guinea pigs and enzyme supplements. They have support group meetings every Tuesday. Then, one day, Casimir, the vampire who sired most of them, doesn't show up. He's found staked in his apartment. It's up to the Reformed Vampire Support Group to investigate the murder.

As of 2011, there is a sequel, The Abused Werewolf Rescue Group.

This work provides examples of:

  • Ascended Fanboy: Nefley, at the end, though playing errand boy to a bunch of undead invalids is the last thing he'd expected.
  • Asshole Victim: Casimir. He turned most of them and was kind of a prick, so nobody's actually sad that he's dead — only concerned that the slayer will go after the rest of them.
  • Badass Normal: Father Ramon (a priest who looks after the vampires) and Estelle (the protagonist's mother).
  • Boomerang Bigot: Nina, the main character, often complains about her fellow vampires' (and her own) frailty, apathy, revolting eating habits and constant bickering.
  • Color Me Black: Barry and Dermid, who look down on paranormals and make a living exploiting them in gruesome ways, are turned into vampires by the end of the novel.
  • Jerk Ass: Barry and Dermid, who run an illegal werewolf fighting business. Horace has his moments too.
  • Lemony Narrator: Nina, who often passes judgement on characters (including herself), skips over details she feels would gross out the reader, or adds in scenes that happened while she was absent which she was told about later.
  • The Shut-In: Nina comments that many vampires become this eventually, hiding inside their homes watching television. Nefley is a human example.

Alternative Title(s): Reformed Vampire Support Group

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