Laconic / Karma Houdini Warranty

In order to be or remain a Karma Houdini, there are some things you need to know... and not ignore.
Once you return to the unabridged version HERE, there's no guarantee you won't get hit by Laser-Guided Karma.

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Laconic/KarmaHoudiniWarranty