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Laconic / Jackass Genie

A wish-granting entity deliberately misinterprets the contents of the wish to the detriment of the wisher.
You wished to see the Laconic version, but you didn't wish for a link to go back! Oh, now you do? Well, here! (You didn't wish for a link back to the correct page, either!)

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Laconic/JackassGenie