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A Band On Ship (Presumably, a cruise ship.)
A Dam We Sting (how do you sting a dam?)
Admin Is Trivia (all site maintenance items should go to Trivia namespace)
A God Ami (Sailor Moon Possession Sue fanfic?)
Ana Chrono X (Ana , Crono and X crossover?)
An Axtog Rind (What kind of fruit is an axtog? Is its rind used in cooking or something?)
A Nice Gun (Bling of War )
A Nice Person (nobody likes mean people)
A Nice Suit (everybody likes a sharp-dressed man)
Animal Arm Aged Don (the arm of the crazy pink Muppet increased the age of some random guy called Don)
Alien's Crappy (I met an alien who came to Earth with his friends. He was a nice guy, but his idea of entertainment was crappy, so he wasn't fun at all.)
Aliens Pace Bats (On the other hand, the alien's friends played a nice game of sports with bats. I played baseball and cricket with them.)
Alter Nate His Tory (why should we alter Nate the Tory?)
Ant I Love Song (Did I ever tell you how much I love ants? That Reminds Me of a Song !)
Anti Poops OC King (the king of Orange County has declared no one may poop!)
As Shole Victim (As the shoal victim went through his ordeal, the newspaper reporting the incident misspelled its article's title.)
Auto Psy (Automatic Psychology? Automobile Psychology?)
Ax Is Power She Talia
Bad As Screw (hey, some of us like ...!)
BIOS Hock
Bi Shonen (A young Japanese bisexual male.)
Bit He Way
Boo Ken DS (a Nintendo DS game starring Ken as both a parody of Street Fighter and a crossover with Super Mario Bros. Cameras Crew (They filmed it.)
Car Men Sand I Ego (I want to have the Car Men's Sand for myself.)
Cats Care (No, they don't... )
C Ave Man , About the guy from Avenue C in Manhattan's Lower East side. They did a bunch of sequels, remember?
Caves Tory (cavemen's British Conservative Party politics)
Clan Nad (Presumably this clan is fond of jock straps.)
Clothing Da Mage and Hat Da Mage (description of putting on a Robe and Wizard Hat ?)
Con Stan Tine (a remake of The Sting starring a guy named Stan)
Crack Ed (Ed refuses to say no to drugs.)
Cut E-Witch (The New Media equivalent to Burn the Witch! )
Cut Ew Itch (This wound is itchy and gross-looking, maybe I ought to see a doctor...)
Dater Ape (An ape who's on the dating scene)
Disco NE Final Dung Eon (The last of The Dung Ages in a north-eastern world ends with a disco!)
Disc On Tin Unit Y (This is Tin Unit Y speaking. We need the data from that disc.)
Doe Snot Likes Hoes (Prostitutes are advised to avoid cold-stricken female deer for this reason.)
Do In Git For The Art (Kill that bastard for the artistry!)
Doing It Fort Heart (Having sex in Fort Heart, presumably)
Doing IT For The Art (one reason for going into the information technology business is so I can do the graphical design portions of programs to make them works of art)
Doom Ed Hometown
Do Ug (Ug caveman! Ug want sex!)
Do Ug Der KY (Ug forget to mention using lubricant and speaking German.)
Drag On Ballz (hey, it's even an accurate description of the original!)
Dung Eons Hop (An informal dance that was popular during a really long stretch of The Dung Ages )
Dyna Mice N Try Kirby 's friend Dyna has some mice she wants to get along with Kirby, but this is her nth try because Kirby travels so much
Eenie Meenie Miny Mo AI (A Robotic Psycopath who selects his victims at random)
Fakes Kill (The guy you go to when you want your Death Faked for You )
Fan On (this room need air conditioning!)
Fat Alf Law (first law of Fat Alf: Do not talk about Fat Alf.)
Faux Reigner (a pretender to the throne).
Fear Some Critters ? You should — some critters are fearsome.
Finding Abra In Your Car (aww, a cute psychic Pokémon is in my car!)
F Red (Your horrible school work gets an F .)
Fuk U Fic
Gain Ax Ending : Our hero got an ax at the end of the story.
Gain Ax In G (You got an electric guitar. Now play a G note on it.)
Gala XY Angel (Gala is a male angel.)
Gannon Ban Ned (Ned is innocent!)
Gar Field (What kind of fish can you catch in the pond near the field? Gar!)
Girl On Girl I Shot (...when I made this lesbian porn film)
God Wins Law (After all, He is all-knowing, and He can get a witness), God Win Slaw (God win prize! Prize is slaw.)
Go Ogle (modus operandi of a pervert)
Gotta Catch The Mall (this is going to require a big net)
Grated Drug (Well, getting high off Parmesan would kind of be an example of the actual trope)
Groin At Tack (Tacks don't belong there! Ouch!)
Ground Hog Day (Hey, the cafeteria's serving ground pork!)
Ham Merman (a mythological creature with the tail of a fish and the body of BRIAN BLESSED )
Heroes Want Red Heads : Whether it be from exertion, rage, blush, or sunburn.
Hellf Ire (beware the ire of hellf, the elf FROM HELL !)
Ho Mage (a slutty magic-user)
Ho Me Page (a page for prostitutes in search of a pimp)
Hook Sand Crooks (Hook those sand crooks!)
Hulks Peak (In other news, The Incredible Hulk seems to have taken up mountain climbing as a hobby.)
I CA Rly (I'm from California, really!)
In Fan Tim Mortality (Tim the Enchanter is using a fan as a Soul Jar ?)
In Finite Canvas (There's only so much you can put on a canvas, you know.)
In Vader Zim (Something is inside Darth Vader that doesn't belong there. Do you know what it is? Zim!)
Space In Vaders (Actually, there's more than one Vader, and they sure are empty inside.)
I Like S Words (They're the shit.)
Israelis Within Fr. Ared Miss Iles (A team of Israeli doctors, embarking on a fantastic voyage into a rabbi named Ared, regret ever leaving a town in Colombia .)
It Was Hiss LED (A bunch of light-emitting diodes arranged to look like a snake)
Just Ice League (Does this refer to only watching the NHL and not other professional sports leagues?)
Lips Tickles Bian (what's a bian anyway?)
Locked In The Dung Eon (Time Travel goes wrong, leaving our protagonist stranded in The Dung Ages !)
LOL Icon (a happy emoticon)
Lucky's Tar (The Lucky Charms leprechaun apparently owns some tar.)
Mad A Gas Car
Magick Night (some poorly spelled enchanted evening)
Mad Ness Tropes (the protagonist of Earthbound TV Tropes cathartic)
Marry The Mall (I now pronounce you man and shopping center.)
Mega Manx (a breed of Mega Neko with a very short tail)
Me Gama NZX (Ah, you must be Gama NZX. I presume English isn't your first language.)
Megan Ekko : The name of a girl with glasses, apparently.
Met A Guy (He was a pretty nice guy, too.)
Mind Rap E (A new drug that causes your mind to bust out some mad rhymes)
Minds Crew (brain surgeons?)
Murderball Ad (A commercial for that documentary about wheelchair rugby )
My Little P On Y (piece P of this Ikea product is small, so I think it goes on piece Y)
Need Smore Love (don't people already love s'mores?)
Neutra Levil (a nutrition program with a poorly spelled name)
News Peak (Reach the mountaintop for all the latest news from all around the world!)
N-Ice Guy (N-Ice Guy here is to defeat the evil Cumbustion Gang!)
Ninten Do Hard (You thought mad Ness was bad? The protagonist of the previous game in his series doesn't do things the easy way.)
Nobi Sexuals (somebody attracted only to Korean indentured servants? )
North Koreans With No Dongs (It's referring to North Korean women, we hope, but if not, then we hope it's because North Koreans less able to afford the donut-like South Korean dong pastries. If it isn't that , well... then it's just likely they don't have any Vietnamese money.)
Not Hingist He's a Meany. More! (Horsa's brother is rejected from a job interview for his bad personality)
Not Rue Scotsman (No True Scotsman has regrets!)
Oi Reland (Hello, Adriaan Reland! )
Pan Tys Hot (Do you mean Pad Thai? Thai food does have a tendency to be spicy.)
Play Stat Ion (Is Stat Ion a great game?)
Perm Ash Ave (Everyone in Ash Avenue gets a perm)
Pound Pup Pies (Ew.)
Precious Pup Pies
Prince SS Tropes (The price of ships has his own tropes? Who is he exactly?)
Ram Page (a web page dedicated to male sheep, or possibly a male sheep who is also a servant)
Refuge In Auda City (Where is the city of Auda?)
Ronthedea Theater (I hear they show some great stuff there)
Run Escape (Generally more effective than a walk escape)
Saves Cumming (sperm banks, of course)
Scarf Ace (someone with a lot of scarfs)
Schrödinger Scat (Probably some thought experiment involving Erwin Schrödinger's toilet, or a kind of singing that is simultaneously sung and not sung)
Sco Tire Land (The land of tires from San Francisco )
S Crew Destiny (what happens to the S crew, Because Destiny Says So )
Secrets Tab Wound (What happens when you open up a tab for Post Secret in your browser)
Shesama Ninja Pan (Ninjas fry food using this brand of cookware)
Ship Sin King (a person who loves gambling and drinking on ships)
Ships In King (Apparently, the king is a foreigner - of course, when the ship was running late, they sent out a Ship Ping )
Shot A Con (that damn bastard deserved it!)
Sol A : (One star in a binary system that contains two yellow dwarf stars that resemble the sun due to their size and color. The other is Sol B.)
So La (I don't care what you're saying, so I'm going to ignore you by singing.)
Sonic Ad Venture Sonic the Hedgehog starts an advertising company to help pay for Tails's gadgets.
Straw At Heist (The bank robber got away, but left behind this drinking straw as evidence.)
Holly Woo Dat Heist (The main suspect is Holly Woo, who apparently has a Funetik Aksent . Or maybe she just stole some digital audio tape or a distributed active transformer)
Flat Ear That Heist (she took some squashed corn too...)
F Late Art Hat Heist (However, she missed her opportunity to rob an art gallery and a hat store, which caused her to curse up a storm)
Sturgeon Slaw (slaw containing sturgeons)
Select Ives Quick (Hurry up and get Burl Ives!)
'S Elf-Demons T Rating Article (Elf-Demons give the article a Teen rating .)
Sung Lasses At Night (The young women could sing beautifully, but would only do so once the sun went down)
Superb Owl Special (a show about a very interesting owl)
Super Mario Nation (one part of Super Mario World )
Tales of Des Tiny (the chronicles of tiny Des)
The Arche R (Presumably, a Racing Game starring Arche Kleine .)
The Men Aming
The Miss Ingno
The Me Mobile
The Me Tune (The song all about ME!)
The Ten Ant (Dude, check out the metasoma on that ant. It can put its feelers on me any day. Has someone got a magnifying glass? 'Cause I'm burning up here.)
Theme Rch
The Penis Mightier (just ask Sean Connery )
The Problem With Penis Land (...Wait a minute .)
There Are Not He Rapists (at least Rape Is Okay When Its Female On Male )
There Snob In Movie (a Slobs Versus Snobs plot described in Hulk Speak ?)
Throwing Your S Word Always Works (taking Refuge in Vulgarity , I see.)
The Annoy Ingo Range (how close you have to get to Ingo for him to get annoyed)
The Stars Cream (You can get cream from celestial objects. Don't you know?)
Titus And Ronicus is one of the lesser known plays of Shakespeare.
To Ken Minority
Tom Braider (You all know Tom likes braids, right?)
Took Inky To Torture (Poor Inky !)
Villa In Decay (Talk about your fixer-upper!)
Want Ed ?
Warrior The Rapist
Was Ted Son G . (The identity of the mysterious Son G has never been revealed, but some think that it was Ted all along)
We Are Struggling To Get Her (two men fighting for the same woman?)
We At Her Report
West Sides Tory (In an alternate-history America, the citizens of California must choose between the government they've always known and a group of rebels fighting for freedom)
Will I Am Telling (What are you telling the rapper from the Black Eyed Peas ?)
With This Her Ring
Yang Ire (Beware the ire of Ya ng !)
