->'''Douglas:''' Question-and-answer film double bills.\\
'''Martin:''' What do you mean?\\
'''Douglas:''' ''Film/WhoFramedRogerRabbit''? ''Film/{{Gandhi}}''.
-->-- ''Radio/CabinPressure'', "Xinzhou"

Lots of works [[QuestioningTitle ask questions]]. Some of these are rhetorical questions, never designed to be answered. Some of them are [[DrivingQuestion big questions that drive the entire plot.]] You could be respectful and wait for the work to finish addressing these questions. Or, you could be a jerk and give a sarcastic answer right now. This page is for the second one. Answer a {{rhetorical question|Blunder}}. Make snarky responses to a work's driving question. Go ahead, this is a JustForFun page. That kind of stuff is allowed. Warning: unmarked '''spoilers'''.

Not to be confused with AskAStupidQuestion which refers to questions acknowledged in-universe as being stupid.
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!!Examples:

[[index]]
* GetAStupidAnswer/{{Advertising}}
* GetAStupidAnswer/AnimeAndManga
* GetAStupidAnswer/FilmsLiveAction
* GetAStupidAnswer/{{Literature}}
* GetAStupidAnswer/LiveActionTV
* GetAStupidAnswer/{{Music}}
* GetAStupidAnswer/VideoGames
* GetAStupidAnswer/WesternAnimation
[[/index]]

[[foldercontrol]]
[[folder:Asian Animation]]
* Animation/MotuPatlu?
** [[BlatantLies Absent!]]
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Comedy]]
* [[Creator/GeorgeCarlin Where is the blue food?]]
** There's Blue M&M's.
** Eiffel 65 ate it all. Why do you think they're so blue? (Da ba dee da ba di, da ba dee, da ba di...)
** In this delicious muffin.
** Blue is an appetite suppressant. I'm not sure if that's a cause or an effect, though.
** [[Literature/PercyJacksonAndTheOlympians Percy's house]].
** [[Literature/YoungWizards The Crossings.]]
** [[Creator/DrSeuss Next to the green food]]
** [[ShockSite I hear waffles come in blue]]. [[SchmuckBait Go on, Google it]].
*** Really? What's it look like?
*** [[WebAnimation/HomestarRunner I don't like food anymore.]]
* [[Creator/JohnMulaney What's New Pussycat?]]
** Scooby-D... Wait, wrong animal.
** [[WhoWillBellTheCat Somebody put this bell on me while I was asleep]].
** [[VideoGame/BlazBlue Good Guy and I are going to buy meat buns for the Lacking Lady!]] [[labelnote:*]]And by that, I mean [[ButtMonkey Good Guy's paying for them]].[[/labelnote]]
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Comic Books]]
* [[ComicBook/AllStarBatmanAndRobinTheBoyWonder What, are you dense?]]
** Are you retarded or something?
** Who the hell do you think I am?
*** You are [[Music/TheBeatles the walrus]], goo goo g'joob.
** ''Rho'', I don't think so.
** No, I'm kinda sparse.
** How dare you comment on my mass-volume ratio?!
* Who watches the ComicBook/{{Watchmen}}?
** TheWatcher, duh.
** All the other Watchmen.
** [[Literature/{{Discworld}} Me. I watch myself all the time.]]
** Whoever owns the probably watched it at least once.
** InternalAffairs.
** [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons I don't know. Coast Guard?]]
** [[DisownedAdaptation Definitely not Alan Moore]]
** The Watchmen-Watchers. But who watches ''them?''
* [[SelfDemonstrating/{{Deadpool}} Do I still think in those little yellow boxes?]]
** Apparently not, you think in TV Tropes bullet points.
** [[SpeechBubbles What exactly is that supposed to ''sound'' like?]]
** [[Film/XMenOriginsWolverine Not since they sewed your mouth shut.]]
** If not it's probably [[Characters/{{Deadpool}} Madcap]].
* Who is Comicbook/TheQuestion?
** Charles Victor Szazs A.K.A. Vic Sage and Renee Montoya.
** No, [[Theatre/{{Hamlet}} to be or not to be is the question]]. Who is [[Series/DoctorWho the Doctor]].
*** [[IAmNotShazam No, he isn't.]]
*** [[WhosOnFirst He is first baseman, though.]]
** [[ComicBook/{{Watchmen}} Walter Joseph Kovacs. No, wait, that's someone else.]]
** ?
* ComicBook/WhateverHappenedToTheManOfTomorrow
** He left yesterday.
** Nothing. It'll be at least a day before anything happens to him.
** [[Film/BatmanVSupermanDawnOfJustice He's out fighting]] [[ComicBook/WhateverHappenedToTheCapedCrusader the Caped Crusader]].
*** [[WebAnimation/HowItShouldHaveEnded Actually, they're getting coffee]].
** [[Series/SuperGirl2015 He's visiting his cousin.]]
** [[ComicBook/DCRebirth He's in another universe]].
** He'll be here tomorrow.
** He's [[YourPrincessIsInAnotherCastle in another castle.]]
* Franchise/SpiderMan: Threat or Menace?
** Don't believe everything you read, folks! I'm more like an obnoxious prankster. Really, I'm a very nice person.
** That's just two different versions of the same thing...
** Neither. [[ComicBook/{{Venom}} Unless he's in his black suit.]] Then he's both.
*** ComicBook/MilesMorales does not approve of above poster.
* [[ComicBook/{{Watchmen}} What the hell happened to us? What happened to the American Dream?]]
** [[Videogame/MaxPayne We woke up from it]].
** [[ComicBook/MarvelComics2 Last I heard she was still around over on Earth-982]].
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Fan Works]]
* [[Fanfic/{{Pokeumans}} Are you one of us?]]
** What, a troper? Yeah.
** OneOfUs is a... oh. Wrong context.
** You're one of them!
** Since ThereAreNoGirlsOnTheInternet, yes.
** No. What you gonna do now?
** [[Film/{{Freaks}} Gooba-gobble, gooba-gobble! We accept you, one of us!]]
** Depends, who are you?
* [[Fanfic/MyImmortal WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUKERS?!]]
** Making sweet love to pregnant women.
*** Mothers aren't perpetually pregnant.
** [[VisualNovel/SuperDanganRonpa2 Playing Russian Roulette, obviously.]]
** Being a whiny little goffic bitch.
** YourMom
* [[FanFic/ThirtyHs Is it a sin, should a man feel like faggarting a sun or a thousand? Why should the suns heave through the void, if not to be skewer't bypon ourn fagpoles?]]
** This sentence makes less and less sense as you go on.
** RememberWhenYouBlewUpASun
*** Remember When You Faggarted a Sun?
** How exactly do you 'faggart' something, anyway?
*** Very carefully.
** [[BestialityIsDepraved But You Faggart One Sun]]
*** [[WestenAnimation/FamilyGuy Bestiality's a sin, I'm still not sure how that one came up]]
** Technically speaking, suns don't ''have'' to heave through the void, they simply... do.
* [[WebVideo/YugiohTheAbridgedSeries Did you just summon a bunch of monsters in one turn?]]
** Yeah, so?
*** That's against the rules, isn't it?
*** Actually, there are several situations in which it is perfectly within the rules to summon more than one monster in a turn. It's called a Special Summon. Look at your freakin' rulebook.
*** ScrewTheRulesIHaveMoney!
*** Screw the rules, I have green hair!
*** ScrewTheMoneyIHaveRules [[ThatCameOutWrong ...wait, let me try that again.]]
** What else does it look like I did?
** [[VideoGame/PokemonBlackAndWhite Triple Battles]] [[ScrappyMechanic are a bit weird like that.]]
** Actually no, [[Franchise/{{Pokemon}} I just ordered my Leafeon to use Double Team.]]
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Films -- Animation]]
* [[WesternAnimation/TheIncredibles Where is my super suit?]]
** It's still at the cleaners, remember?
** Probably not a good idea to shout that in public, for the sake of the {{masquerade}}.
*** The WORLD is in danger!
*** [[WesternAnimation/TheIncredibles Our DINNER is in danger!]]
*** [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaCDiGames I wonder what's for dinner?]]
** That's why you keep your TransformationTrinket with you at all times.
** You left it in the phone booth.
** [[Series/WonderWoman It just appears when you spin around]].
** [[ComicBook/{{Shazam}} It just appears when you say "Shazam".]]
** [[WesternAnimation/SouthPark It just appears when you spin around and say "Shablagoo"]].
** [[ComicBook/SpidermanNoMore You threw it]] [[Film/SpiderMan2 in the dumpster]].
** [[ComicBook/TheAtom In your pocket]].
** [[Comicbook/TheFlash In your ring]].
** [[ComicBook/AntMan Someone stole it]].
** It's under your clothes, remember?
* [[WesternAnimation/TheTransformersTheMovie Why throw away your life so recklessly?]]
** It's [[MartyrWithoutACause kind of what I do.]]
** DeathIsCheap.
* [[Disney/{{Frozen}} Do you want to build a snowman?]]
** Sure. [[Film/CannibalTheMusical We can make him tall, or we can make him not-so-tall.]]
** [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons No, let's build real men out of snow]].
** [[Series/BreakingBad I'd rather build a meth lab]].
** [[WesternAnimation/SouthPark No way man! What if it comes to life and starts trying to kill me]]?
** [[Disney/TheJungleBook No no, I can't be bothered with that, I have no time for that nonsense]].
** [[WesternAnimation/TheIncredibles No, to tell you the truth, I'd rather go bowling.]]
* [[Disney/{{Mulan}} You missed! How could you miss?! He was three feet in front of you!]]
** [[DoubleTake Wait,]] [[EpicFail what?]]
** [[AwesomeButImpractical You know how hard it is to aim]] [[{{BFG}} this stinkin' thing?!]]
** [[ImperialStormtrooperMarksmanshipAcademy Eh, that's par for the course for me.]]
** [[Series/MontyPythonSFlyingCircus …He moved.]]
*** Shut up! Go and practice!
** [[VideoGame/MarioParty D'oh, I missed!]]
** [[WebVideo/GameGrumps So I fired again, and I missed. And then I missed again. And then I fired again, and then I missed, and then I fired and I fired, and I missed. I missed both times. And then I fired, and I missed. This went on for several hours, and then I fired, and then I missed.]]
** [[Series/MontyPythonSFlyingCircus He had pointed stick!]]
* [[WesternAnimation/TheLegoMovie Where are my pants?]]
** Wearing them. I hope.
*** But I'm not wearing them, that's why I'm asking!
** [[Series/TheBigBangTheory If we had access to higher dimensions, we could move our pants around our bodies through the fourth dimension… and our days of dropping trouser would be over!]]
** [[Webcomic/DMOfTheRings I haven't brought them up the entire campaign,]] [[SarcasmMode I must have left them in Riverdale [sic]!]]
* [[WesternAnimation/AnAmericanTail What's a "Wowie"?]]
** You know, a wowie: a warge gathewing of mice, for a weason.
* [[WesterAnimation/AnAmericanTail Oh, is the girl you left behind out there tonight romancin'? Makin' eyes at someone else? Is she singin'? Is she dancin'?]]
* [[Disney/{{Moana}} What can I say, except "You're welcome!"?]]
** How about "[[NiceJobBreakingItHero Sorry I broke the world]]"?
* [[Disney/{{Mulan}} Who is that girl I see, Staring straight back at me?]]
** [[VisualNovel/DokiDokiLiteratureClub Just Monika]]
* [[WesternAnimation/{{Shrek}} WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY SWAMP?!]]
* [[Disney/TheEmperorsNewGroove Why do we even have that lever?]]
** It was on sale.
** [[VideoGame/DwarfFortress To unleash burning magma death on EVERYTHING.]]
** Because opening a pit of alligators with a doorknob would just look silly.
** You built that secret hideout, you tell me.
** Because you were waiting for some to stand there just so your crocs could have a meal.
* [[Disney/TheLionKing "Be prepared!" Yeah, we'll be prepared! ...for what?]]
** [[Music/EmersonLakeAndPalmer For the show that never ends.]]
** "For the death of the king!" "What, is he sick?"
*** "No, fool, we're gonna kill him. And Simba, too." "Great idea! Who needs a king?"
** [[Disney/AladdinTheReturnOfJafar Ah! I mean... uhh, um, for the... for the... for the stain... Abu got on the brand new vest you gave him]].
* [[Disney/AladdinTheReturnOfJafar Does this mean I don't get my third wish?]]
* [[WesternAnimation/BeavisAndButtheadDoAmerica Why does everybody wanna see my schlong?]]
* [[WesternAnimation/BeavisAndButtheadDoAmerica Does anyone wanna see MY unit?]]
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Pro Wrestling]]
* DO YOU SMELL WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKING?
** Yeah...and it stinks!
*** IT DOESN'T MATTER IF IT STINKS!
** Hells yeah, it smells delicious!
** Is that...roast beef?
*** No, it's pie!
*** A [[PieInTheFace pie IN YOUR FACE]]!
** Is it... stone soup?
** No. [[TheNoseless I don't have a nose.]]
*** Really? How do you smell?
*** Awful! [[Film/MuppetsFromSpace Trust me, I'm his roommate.]]
*** [[AntiHumor I can't; I don't have a nose!]]
** [[Series/GoodEats You know, I'm really sorry we haven't worked out that scratch-and-sniff TV yet.]]
** [[WesternAnimation/OverTheHedge My face was born for beauty. I have no smell.]]
* What you gonna do... when Hulkamania runs wild on you?
** [[VideoGame/StarFox A barrel roll.]]
** [[Music/{{INXS}} Gonna live my life]].
** Initiate AttackPatternAlpha.
** Do a little dance ~Make a little love~.
*** Get down tonight.
** [[Manga/DeathNote I'll take this chip... and eat it]]
*** [[Anime/KirbyOfTheStars Hand me anotha bag o' dem chips!]]
* Miz: Really? ''Really?''
** Yes.
** Really.
** [[WebVideo/HellsingUltimateAbridged Release restraint, level 1.]]
** [[MemeticMutation YA RLY]]
* Can you dig it... SUCKAAAAA?!?!
** [[VideoGame/{{Minecraft}} I certainly can, and I might find coal, or gold, or even obsidian]].
** I don't know. Are you talkin' 'bout Film/{{Shaft}}?
*** '''John''' Shaft.
** [[Film/MysteryMen I shovel well. I shovel very well.]]
** [[DugTooDeep That might not be a good idea.]]
** I can! [[VideoGame/ShovelKnight Prepare to taste justice... shovel justice!]]
* [[DontTryThisAtHome How do you learn to fall off a 20 foot ladder?]]
** Gravity teaches you most of it for free. [[GravityIsAHarshMistress It is a harsh mistress.]]
* How much more punishment can he take?
** How much has he had already?
** [=KO=]!
* [[Wrestling/LexLuger What kind of disgusting, despicable lack of respect does that Billy Whatshisname show, booking a match for the Total Package Lex Luger at Superbrawl? Super Saturday? What is it? I don't know what it's called! What's it called? Superbrawl Saturday? Can he afford to pay me to wrestle Ron? I DON'T KNOW!]]
* [[Wrestling/DGenerationX Who booked this crap?]]
** Wrestling/VinceRusso?
* [[Wrestling/ShawnMichaels WHO'S YOUR DADDY, MONTREAL?]]
** [[UsefulNotes/{{Montreal}} Paul de Chomedey de Maisonneuve]]
* [[Wrestling/ShinsukeNakamura Wakaru ka, ore no chikara? Wakaru ka, ORE WA ICHIBAN!?]][[labelnote:Translation]]Do you understand my power? Do you understand that I'm number one?[[/labelnote]]
** No. Could you demonstrate?
** How's that for a coincidence? MyHovercraftIsFullOfEels as well!
** YouAreNumberSix
** [[Series/LazyTown We are number one! HEY!]]
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Radio]]
* [[Radio/TheShadow Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men?]]
** {{God}}. Assuming you believe in that sort of thing. If not, don't worry about it.
** [[AC: [[Literature/{{Discworld}} Well, obviously]] '''[[TheGrimReaper I]]''' do. I was only wondering if there was someone else.]]
** [[VideoGame/TalesOfPhantasia Edward D. Morrison]].
** [[VideoGame/LeagueOfLegends Aatrox]].
** [[WesternAnimation/TheGrimAdventuresOfBillyAndMandy Ooh! I do! I do!]]
** [[WesternAnimation/PhineasAndFerbTheMovieAcrossThe2ndDimension Put your hand down, Ferb...]]
* [[Radio/AlexJones Alexa.... do you work for the CIA?]]
** [[https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0103907/?ref_=nv_sr_1 Yes, but not willingly.]]
** [[Film/NorthByNorthwest Oh, we're all part of the same alphabet soup.]]
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Theater]]
* [[Theatre/{{Hamlet}} To be, or not to be?]]
** Not to be. [[KillEmAll Definitely not to be.]]
** [[Film/LastActionHero * large explosion* ]]
** Depends, is it nobler in spirit to suffer the slings and arrows... umm... screw it, not to be!
** True. (2B)∨¬(2B) is a tautology.
** [[TakeAThirdOption All of the above]].
*** ''None'' of the above.
** Yes.
*** No.
** [[Film/StarTrekIIITheSearchForSpock "Our revels now are ended, Kirk!]] [[Film/StarTrekVITheUndiscoveredCountry Cry havoc, and let slip the dogs of war!"]]
** [[Series/{{MASH}} Oh, why ask me?]]
** ''[[Literature/ToBeOrNotToBeThatIsTheAdventure Turn to page 16]]'' '''TO BE'''
*** or '''NOT TO BE''': ''turn to page 17''
* [[Theatre/{{Hamlet}} What do you read, my Lord?]]
** Words, words, words.
** [[Wiki/TVTropes This Very Wiki]].
* [[Theatre/RomeoAndJuliet O Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou Romeo?]]
** Why does that matter? Isn't the [[FeudingFamilies real problem]] the "Montague" part?
** Because my great-uncle was named [[MythologyGag Romeus]], and my father really respected him.
* Is this a dagger that I see before me?
** No, now give me back my pencil.
** No, I'm just [[OrAreYouJustHappyToSeeMe happy to see you]].
** Well if it was behind you, you wouldn't ''see it'' now, would ya, dumbass?
** [[Literature/{{Discworld}} Um. No, my lord. It's my handkerchief, you see. You can sort of tell the difference if you look closely. It doesn't have as many sharp edges.]]
** It's Mack the Knife.
** [[Series/TheGoodies No! It's Truffaut the Wonderdog!]]
** [[Videogame/GhostHunter No, it's a Glock 17.]]
* What light through yonder window breaks?
** [[Film/{{Daredevil}} The "C" train.]]
** [[Series/SabrinaTheTeenageWitch Explosion in the chem lab.]]
** A house fire.
** It is a rock, and Juliet has a concussion.
** [[VideoGame/SpyroTheDragon That window up there, dummy.]]
* [[Theatre/TheSoundOfMusic How do you solve a problem like Maria?]]
** With cheese.
** KillItWithFire!
*** No! KillItWithWater!
*** No! KillItWithIce!
** [[ReassignedToAntarctica Reassignment to Antarctica!]]
** I know dis guy, see? You pay me, I get him to take care of da problem for you.
** No! It's not Maria that's the problem! [[VideoGame/SonicAdvance2 It's the black hedgehog she's with]] [[VideoGame/ShadowTheHedgehog that's the problem!]]
*** [[DeathByOriginStory Bit late for that now.]]
* How do you catch a cloud and pin it down?
** On film.
** [[Music/{{ACDC}} Pick up the phone, leave her alone... it's time you made a stand!]]
** Simple:
-->'''Step 1:''' Condense cloud into water.
-->'''Step 2:''' Freeze water into ice.
-->'''Step 3:''' Insert pin.
** [[VideoGame/FinalFantasyVII Use]] [[VideoGame/DissidiaFinalFantasy Bind.]]
* [[Theatre/ThePhantomOfTheOpera My God, who is this man, who hunts to kill?]]
** Well, hunting to mangle is needlessly cruel.
** [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic I'm a pegasus pony. I'll see what I can do.]]
* Why do they want to whip poor Will again?
** Isn't he the designated whipping boy?
*** [[Music/JohnMellencamp He's had that pleasure for years and years.]]
* [[Theatre/LesMiserables Do you hear the people sing?]]
** Yes. [[DreadfulMusician They have some serious bad tone issues.]]
*** [[Theatre/ForbiddenBroadway Pretty voices singing somewhere else, not here.]]
* [[Theatre/BellsAreRinging Mary and Ethel who?]]
** [[Series/DowntonAbbey Mary Crawley and Ethel Parks.]]
** [[WesternAnimation/MaryAndMax Mary Daisy Dinkle and Ethel the rooster.]]
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=447t62FTc4Q Mary Tyler Moore and Ethel Winant.]]
* [[Theatre/{{Hamilton}} Pardon me, are you Aaron Burr, sir?]]
** That depends, who's asking?
* [[Theatre/OfTheeISing What shall we do now? What is our cue now?]]
** [[Theatre/TheWintersTale Exit, pursued by a bear.]]
* [[Theatre/ThePiratesOfPenzance Do you mean "orphan" - a person who has lost their parents or "often" - frequently?]]
** Neither. I mean "offin'", as in [[SelfMadeOrphan how I became an orphan to begin with.]]
* [[Theatre/{{Macbeth}} When shall we three meet again? In thunder, lightning, or in rain?]]
** [[Discworld/WyrdSisters Well, I can do next Tuesday.]]
* [[Theatre/{{Hamlet}} Who's there?]]
** [[VideoGame/FiveNightsAtFreddys IT'S ME.]]
** [[RunningGag No, he's playing baseball.]]
** Is this another KnockKnockJoke?
* [[Theatre/DearEvanHansen Does anybody have a map?]]
** [[VideoGame/LeagueOfLegends Who needs a map?!]]
* [[Theatre/TheBookOfMormon What will you do, Joseph? Will you fight the clitoris-man?]]
** Can I at least do an EnemyScan first?
** ...I can't find him.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Tropes]]
* WhatHappenedToTheMouse
** He died because he didn't believe in ThePowerOfCheese.
** You mean he had no faith in cheeses?
** *Snap* There he is.
** Ran out of battery power again, hold on...
** He's fine.
** He met the cat.
** [[Creator/{{Disney}} He went on to become the mascot of a massively successful entertainment juggernaut]] [[WesternAnimation/MickeyMouse and one of the world's most recognizable fictional characters]]. [[WesternAnimation/OswaldTheLuckyRabbit The Rabbit, on the other hand, fell into relative obscurity]].
* [[CrypticBackgroundReference What's A Secret Four?]]
** I don't know, but [[Creator/BenjaminFranklin three of them are dead]].
*** FourIsDeath
** Literature/{{I am|NumberFour}}.
** I didn't know that four was a secret.
*** Probably because FourIsDeath.
** [[Franchise/{{Pokemon}} I thought there were more 'Elite' than anything else...]]
** Isn't it supposed to be [[ComicBook/FantasticFour Fantastic]]?
** Shouldn't they be [[Franchise/{{SailorMoon}} Heavenly Kings or something?]]
** [[Comicbook/SecretSix I thought there were six of them...]]
* WhosOnFirst
** [[MathematiciansAnswer Yes.]]
*** Then tell Yes to come over here!
** [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons Not the pronoun, but a player]] with the unlikely name of [[http://hijinksensue.com/2009/01/05/whos-on-eleventh Who]], is on first.
** No, [[Music/TheWho Who's]] [[WesternAnimation/{{Animaniacs}} on stage.]]
*** How should I know who's on stage?
*** I don't know!
*** Third base.
** No, ''[[Series/DoctorWho Who]]''[='=]s on after ''Series/TopGear''.
** Creator/TeaLeoni, [[Film/ALeagueOfTheirOwn in a bit part]].
** [[Film/{{Airplane}} No, Hu was on third. Stryker was on first.]]
* WhatsAHenway
** It's a pun on the ambiguity created by "what is" and "what does" having homophonic contractions. [[InvertedTrope Oh sorry, I misunderstood]] - a ''hen'' weighs about 3 pounds.
** A martial arts style based upon chickens.
** Are you sure you don't mean [[VideoGame/AssassinsCreedIII Ken]][[VideoGame/AssassinsCreedIVBlackFlag way]]?
* DudeWheresMyRespect
** Your wife got that in the divorce.
** Do you deserve any?
** Down the hall, third door to the left.
** You can respec your stats here, sir, but you're going to have to pay first.
** [[Film/DudeWheresMyCar I'll tell you after you help me find my car]].
* HowDoIShotWeb
** Hit the button [[RetCon on your mechanical web shooters]].
** [[Franchise/TheLegendOfZelda Fire Arrows.]] More convenient than a stick!
** [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Shooting the web doesn't make much sense. The bullet would probably go through the holes in it!]]
*** Ah, so YouHaveToBurnTheWeb.
** X. But you'd know that if you hadn't skipped the tutorials.
*** [[VideoGame/TheAmazingSpiderMan Nope, A. I use a 3DS.....]]
** [[GrammarNazi Your tenses are wrong.]]
** [[MiraculousLadybug You have a magical yoyo. Use that instead]]. I'll teach you how to swing with it, though.
*** Just be sure to WatchOutForThatTree...
* WhatKindOfLamePowerIsHeartAnyway
** HeartIsAnAwesomePower!
*** [[Franchise/KingdomHEarts We agree.]]
** [[VideoGame/DisgaeaHourofDarkness Etna]] and [[VideoGame/Disgaea2CursedMemories Hanako]] says it creates a beam powered by the hearts, [[VerbalTic dood]].
** [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZelda Link,]] [[Music/OverclockedRemix fill up your hearts, so you can throw your sword, with power...]]
* Administrivia/HowDidWeMissThisOne
** Looks like someone FailedASpotCheck.
** [[Film/RustlersRhapsody Even with these sights, we've got a target 100 yards away, maybe more, we've never fired these rifles before, there's a definite wind factor,]] ''[[Film/RustlersRhapsody and]]'' [[Film/RustlersRhapsody we've got a problem with the sun!]]
** That's what you get for working with the ImperialStormtrooperMarksmanshipAcademy.
** It was surrounded by a bunch of other 1's. Binary is hard to work with.
** Freaking [[Franchise/{{Pokemon}} Sand-Attack]].
*** Freaking [[VideoGame/LeagueOfLegends Teemo]].
* HaveYouToldAnyoneElse
** [[GenreSavvy Yes]].
** [[GenreBlindness No]]. *gets killed*
** Is there a third option?
*** How about "Do you trust me to have told anyone else before you"? That or "How dumb do you think I am?"
* YouAndWhatArmy
** [[WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy The U.S. army.]]
** The Salvation Army.
** This army.
** [[OneManArmy Me. I'm the army.]]
*** Or, rather, [[SelfDuplication Me, I'm an army.]]
** [[Literature/{{Discworld}} Mine, as a matter of fact.]]
** [[Literature/HorribleHistories Er, the British Army, of course.]]
** [[Franchise/{{Pokemon}} This army of six.]]
** [[VideoGame/StarCraftIILegacyOfTheVoid I am as strong as any army!]]
** The armies which are between my handies and my shoulderies.
** [[WesternAnimation/BatmanTheBraveAndTheBold Never ask that question...]]
* MyGodWhatHaveIDone
** AnythingThatMoves.
** YourMom.
** A lot of murdering stuff.
*** [[Creator/MichaelRosen Murderers, and mad dog stuff.]]
** Absolutely nothing.
** ArsonMurderAndJaywalking.
* WhenIsPurple
** I don't know, but [[Discworld/TheWeeFreeMen it sounds like the smell of snow.]]
*** [[Discworld/{{Sourcery}} It looks like a piano sounds shortly after being dropped down a well. It tastes yellow, and feels Paisley. It smells like a total eclipse of the moon. Of course, nearer to the tower it gets really weird.]]
** Last Yesterday. Next Tommorrow.
* WhoWritesThisCrap
** DarthWiki/ThatTroper does! The hack.
** Those who have [[ToiletHumour gone]] before.
** [[VideoGame/SonicColors You do, boss.]]
* EtTuBrute
** Ita me omni tempore fuit! Sentio de bonitate! [[labelnote:*]]''Yes, it was me the whole time! I feel good about it!''[[/labelnote]]
* RememberWhenYouBlewUpASun
** [[NoodleIncident That was the most hilarious day in my life]]. [[NoodleImplements I'm still not quite sure how the barbie doll and a plate of spaghetti could have done]] ''[[NoodleIncident that]]''.
** I'm sorry, but I don't remember any of it. Because you see, the day I blew up the sun might be the most important day in your life. ButForMeItWasTuesday.
* WhatTheHellHero
** IDidWhatIHadToDo
** ...ItSeemedLikeAGoodIdeaAtTheTime.
* WhatTheHellPlayer
** Don't be a player hater.
* WhatTheHellCastingAgency
* WhatTheHellCostumingDepartment
** Terribly sorry. The {{wardrobe malfunction}}ed.
* DidYouActuallyBelieve
** [[Theatre/TheBookOfMormon I am a Mormon and, dang it, a Mormon just believes.]]
** If I didn't, we probably wouldn't be in this situation.
** [[VideoGame/{{Mother}} I believe a dream can still come true; why shouldn't I believe the same in you?]]
** [[Franchise/{{Naruto}} Believe it!]]
** I believe in [[FasterThanLightTravel tachyons!]]
* WhyWontYouDie
** FirstLawOfResurrection, my friend.
** [[VideoGame/MetalGearRisingRevengeance NANOMACHINES, SON!]]
** [[Literature/TheDresdenFiles POLKA WILL NEVER DIE!]]
** [[Film/VForVendetta Beneath this mask is an]] ''[[Film/VForVendetta idea]]''. [[YouCannotKillAnIdea And. Ideas. Are. Bulletproof!]]
** I renewed my JokerImmunity and NeverSayDie insurance - best you can hope for is locking me up for a bit, I'm afraid.
** I have, actually. Hundreds of times. We've done this specific situation [[GroundhogDayLoop plenty of times enough.]]
** [[VideoGame/{{Undertale}} Determination.]]
** [[VideoGame/{{Overwatch}} Heroes never die!]][[labelnote: *]][[DealWithTheDevil For a price.]][[/labelnote]]
** And that is how to summarise the StoneWall character trope in competitive play.
** [[Film/YoureNext "This is hard enough for me!"]]
** [[WesternAnimation/StevenUniverse Because I am made o-o-o-o-of Lo-o-o-o-ove... Lo-o-o-o-ove... And it's stronger than you...]]
* HaveYouSeenMyGod
** Yes. Last Tuesday, I believe.
** [[Franchise/TheHitchhikersGuideToTheGalaxy Who Is This God Person, Anyway?]]
*** Sorry, last I saw him, he was disappearing in a PuffOfLogic.
*** [[Music/TheWho I hear that he speaks of Marty Robbins.]]
** Where were you when you last had him with you?
** Try [[VideoGame/{{Okami}} filling in the missing spaces on a constellation map.]]
** Yes, [[Music/JethroTull they]] played it live when I went to see them at Eden Court. Classic song.
** [[LightNovel/IsItWrongToTryToPickUpGirlsInADungeon They might be working in one of the stores in Babel Tower.]]
** [[WebVideo/SwordArtOnlineAbridged Guess what? He's right here!]] [[AC: [[MookHorrorShow And he's fresh out of mercy.]]]]
* IAteWhat
** [[{{Mondegreen}} I ate a one-ton tomato.]]
** [[JustEatGilligan Gilligan]].
** [[AteHisGun I ate my gun]].
** [[Film/{{Transformers}} I ate the WHOLE plate!]]
** [[EatTheDog The dog.]]
** [[EatingPetFood The Dog's breakfast]].
** [[TheSecretOfLongPorkPies A delicious Long Pork Pie]].
** [[EatTheBomb The bomb]].
** [[WebVideo/TFSAtTheTable Abyssal crab omelette]].
** [[VideoGame/MassEffect2 A liquefied turian.]]
** [[Creator/MichaelRosen When I was six]] [[MemeticMutation I ate a bag of plums!]]
* WhoWantsToLiveForever
** The ImmortalitySeeker, of course!
*** Maybe he wants to be a [[Series/WhoWantsToBeAMillionaire millionaire]] while he's at it.
* WhatCouldPossiblyGoWrong
** [[TemptingFate Did you really have to say that?]]
** In an infinite universe, all things are possible.
** [[FinaglesLaw Whatever you didn't want to.]]
* DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything
** I've been on TV Tropes before...
** [[Franchise/ProfessorLayton This reminds me of a puzzle]].
** [[Film/{{Labyrinth}} You remind me]] [[Music/DavidBowie of the babe...]]
** ThatRemindsMeOfASong.
** YouRemindMeOfX.
* WhoDares
** Me!
** Oh, crud. Now that you mention it, I think I'll take 'truth' instead.
** [[SelfDemonstrating/DoctorDoom Doom dares!]]
* IsThatTheBestYouCanDo
** Yes. YouAreAlreadyDead.
* WhoNeedsTheirWholeBody
** Good question. Legs? DidntNeedThoseAnyway.
** Not [[VideoGame/{{Skullgirls}} Ms. Fortune]].
** Well, WeWillNotHaveAppendixesInTheFuture.
** [[VideoGame/{{Undertale}} Who needs arms with legs like these?]]
* WhoWillBellTheCat
** I will. S/he's mine, after all.
** Not a mouse or any of a cat's prey.
* WheresTheKaboom
** [[Creator/JoshScorcher KA-BOOM!]]
*** [[VideoGame/TeamFortress2 Didn't you see the bloody bombs?]]
** [[Series/Babylon5 No boom today, boom tomorrow. There's always a boom tomorrow. What? Look, somebody's gotta have some damn perspective around here! Boom. Sooner or later, BOOM!]]
** Behind you, because [[Music/TheLonelyIsland cool guys don't look at explosions, they blow things up and then walk away.]]
* [[AngstWhatAngst Angst? What Angst?]]
* WhatDidIDoLastNight
** It appears the memory erasure is working. Excellent.
** Everyone.
* WhereTheHellIsSpringfield
** [[Film/TheWizardOfOz Somewhere over the rainbow.]]
*** [[Film/AnAmericanTail Somewhere out there, beneath the pale moonlight…]]
** [[spoiler:[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S3FtIuVNY8k Oregon.]]]]
** ...Uh...can I use a lifeline?
* IsTheAnswerToThisQuestionYes
** [[Theatre/{{Mass}} Possibly yes, probably no.]]
** No.
* WhatIsThisThingYouCallLove
** Love, noun: An intense feeling of deep affection.
* Administrivia/DoWeHaveThisOne
** Well, if you GottaCatchEmAll...
** [[Blog/WhatIf While collecting things is certainly fun, when it comes to chemical elements, you do not want to collect them all.]]
* WhyCantIHateYou
** Because I'm a CreatorsPet, honey.
** [[Disney/{{Moana}} Because I'm beautiful, baby.]]
** [[WebVideo/YuGiOhTheAbridgedSeries Because shut up.]]
* WhatAreYouInFor
** [[WesternAnimation/RickAndMorty Everything.]]
* WhatTheFuAreYouDoing
** Kung... -fu?
* WhatDidYouExpectWhenYouNamedIt
** Someone who would actually spell it "underscore, underscore, underscore, underscore".
*** [[TabletopGame/MagicTheGathering Ach, Hans, run! It's ___!]]
* SoWhatDoWeDoNow
** [[TvTropesWillRuinYourLife Keep browsing Tv Tropes.]]
** I knew the MissingStepsPlan was a mistake.
* WhatMeasureIsANonCute
** [[MathematiciansAnswer Six foot]].
* TheEndOrIsIt
* DidYouJustPunchOutCthulhu
* DidIJustSayThatOutLoud
** No. You typed it out.
* WasItReallyWorthIt
** $15 for a game Steam tells me I've been playing for over 500 hours. Definitely worth it.
* AreWeThereYet
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Web Animation]]
* [[Machinima/RedVsBlue Do you ever wonder why we're here?]]
** [[Film/MontyPythonsTheMeaningOfLife What's life all about?]]
** I dunno. I think we're lost.
** Because we're here. Roll the bones.
** [[Film/TheBradyBunch Wherever you go, there you are.]]
** [[Music/JimmyBuffett I'm searching for my lost shaker of salt.]]
** ... ''[[WebVideo/DontHugMeImScared What's it all about, you've no idea, and everywhere you look, all you see is hatred, and darkness, death and fear]]''...
** AWizardDidIt.
* [[Machinima/RedVsBlue What happened to Georgia?]]
** Let's just say [[NoodleImplements it involved a malfunctioning jetpack, an asteroid and a medium-calibre gun]] [[YouDontWantToKnow and leave it at that.]]
** [[UsefulNotes/TheAmericanCivilWar General Sherman]].
** Well, that depends. [[NamesTheSame Are we talking about]] [[UsefulNotes/GeorgiaUSA the state]] or [[UsefulNotes/GeorgiaEurope the country?]]
** [[Music/PriMus I heard the Devil went down there, looking for a soul to steal... he was in a bind, was WAY behind, so he was willin' t'make a deal...]]
* [[WebAnimation/GirlChanInParadise How did you know to break the pencil, Kenstar?]]
** Once you've broken pretty much everything else, there's only a limited amount of stuff left to break at all.
* ''WebVideo/HeyAshWhatchaPlayin''
** ''Pokémon'', of course!
** [[VideoGame/Persona3 A game where you fuckin' kill yourself, apparently]].
* [[WebAnimation/TheDementedCartoonMovie Is it just me, or is this movie making less and less sense?]]
** Su- ...oes lo- ..ike it, do- ..it? *FIVE SECONDS OF PURE STATIC*
*** Ok, who let [[Franchise/{{Blazblue}} Arakune]] edit Tv Tropes?
* [[WebAnimation/{{RWBY}} Do you believe in destiny?]]
** [[WesternAnimation/StevenUniverse Close your eyes and leave the rest to me...]]
** It's just an excuse to take no responsibility for anything. I believe in density, however.
** ScrewDestiny!
** [[WesternAnimation/SamuraiJack Our destiny is your death!]]
** [[WesternAnimation/FindingDory Well, given that she's one of my best friends, yes!]]
* [[WebAnimation/BattleForDreamIsland Wouldn't it be weird if the very first and very last spoken words of BFDI were the same?]]
** I don't know, I guess it would?
* [[WebAnimation/GreenyPhatom Are you cereal?]]
** ''Come on'', do I look anything like food?
*** [[ExtremeOmnivore Yes]].
** Not exactly. VideoGame/IAmBread.
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wT09O3tqaT4 No, you moron! Cereal!]]
* [[WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged He keeps kicking me in the dick! Why? Why does he keep kicking me in the dick?]]
** ForMassiveDamage.
* [[WebVideo/HomestarRunner Were you just first-basin' it with that piece of loose-leaf?!]]
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Web Original]]
* [[WebVideo/AtopTheFourthWall He has a magic gun, where'd he purchase that?]]
** [[VideoGame/{{Terraria}} He never bought it, he crafted it.]]
** Wal-Mart.
** [[Franchise/EvilDead S-Mart.]] Shop Smart. Shop S-Mart!
** [[WesternAnimation/TheFairlyOddParents Uh... internet?]]
** As it happens, [[spoiler: he didn't - some crazy man ran into his backyard while he was eating his lunch, then gave him the gun and ran away.]]
** Renaissance Fair.
** [[Franchise/LyricalNanoha I think he managed to commission one with the TSAB.]]
* [[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment What's a paladin?]]
** Isn't that what [[Machinima/LeeroyJenkinsVideo that one nutball]] was?
** [[JustForPun A boat, usually.]]
** [[spoiler:[[VideoGame/FinalFantasyIV Cecil Harvey]].]]
** Look it up.
** [[Series/HaveGunWillTravel A guy named "Wire."]]
*** Really? I heard he was just some [[WarmUpBoss low-end armored Knight]] [[VideoGame/FireEmblemElibe of the Black Fang]].
** LawfulStupid.
* [[WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic Why top eleven?]]
** [[Film/ThisIsSpinalTap ...These go...to eleven.]]
** Because I like going UpToEleven.
** Because REASONS!
** [[VideoGame/PokemonRubyAndSapphire Wynaut?]]
* [[{{WebVideo/STAR}} Watamigonnaget?]]
** A thumping, if you don't slow down and talk like a sane person.
** [[VideoGame/MDK2 An atomic toaster? By Jove, now we're cooking!]]
* [[WebVideo/TwoBestFriendsPlay WHEN'S MAHVEL?]]
** [[Memes/CapcomVsWhatever It's MAHVEL BAYBEE!]]
** They'll bring out a new film in a couple of years, I bet.
** New comics every week, for your enjoyment.
** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zAAWE67hYeY July 25th, 2014.]]
* [[LetsPlay/JoshJepson Oh my god what was the heck was the what the what the what?]]
** [[BrickJoke You're also going to get a thumping in a minute.]]
** Calm down and try that one again.
* [[WebVideo/SuburbanKnights What do you think about the 21st century?]]
** 7/10. B grade, would live through again.
* [[WebOriginal/LOLCats I can has Cheezburger?]]
** [[DevilsAdvocate No.]]
** [[Music/JimmyBuffett I like mine with lettuce and tomato, Heinz 57, french-fried potatoes, a big kosher pickle and a cold draft beer.]]
** [[WebVideo/DeathNoteAbridgedParodyCharlestonVO Grab your plastic crown, we're going to burger king!]]
* [[WebVideo/EpicRapBattlesOfHistory Who won? Who's next?]]
* [[WebAnimation/ASDFMovie Who parked their car on my sandwich?]]
** [[BrickJoke Someone who's about to be acquainted with]] [[VideoGame/TeamFortress2 Sasha.]]
*** ''That'' would be ''[[YourMom your mother!]]''
* [[WebVideo/BenDrowned You've met with a terrible fate, haven't you?]]
** Nah, I'm feeling fine. What's that thing in your mirror, though?
** [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaMajorasMask Yeah, my pony's gone, some guy made of wood turned me into a guy made of wood, and this flying ball of light blames me for her getting left behind when she could have flown on instead of getting all up in my face.]]
** Yeah. I don't even know how it happened. I was just playing a VideoGame/LunaGame.
* [[{{Creepypasta}} Who was phone?]]
** Some guy with a really sucky first name. I mean, it's not even capitalised.
** [[VideoGame/EarthBound Ness' dad.]]
** Since your girlfriend's dad is dead, it's probably her mom.
* [[WebVideo/JonTron WHAT THE FUCK IS A GROMMET?!]]
** [[Franchise/WallaceAndGromit An inventor's dog.]]
** A type of ear infection, as it happens.
** I don't know, but it sounds like a pretty swood word.
* [[WebVideo/JonTron What the]] '''''[[WebVideo/JonTron fuck]]''''' [[WebVideo/JonTron is a Sonic?!]]
** Dude! You don't know SEGA's mascot? Have you been living under a rock or something?
* Does spider have pusspuss?
** EW GROSS NO
* [[WebVideo/{{Vinesauce}} Have you been downloading boobs again, Joel?!]]
** Yes. Can a man complete their collection of bird photos without getting death glares?
*** No. Tell 'em what it is, and they'll misunderstand you.
* [[WebVideo/HistoryOfJapan Can you call us something other than dipshit?]]
** [[WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged Ok, well how about]] ''[[SlapSlapKiss bitch?!]]''
* [[WebVideo/DontHugMeImScared What's your favorite idea?]]
** [[WideEyedIdealist That we are all basically good.]]
* [[WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic What?! Pumpkin?! P-pumpkin?! What!? WHAT!!!? PUMPK--WHAT!!!!?]]
** [[Webcomic/MSPaintAdventures You are quite sure there are no pumpkins here. Quite frankly, you find the notion absurd.]]
** What? You really expect him to be trusted with explosives?
** [[Discworld/WitchesAbroad Come on! Anything but more bloody pumpkins!]]
* [[MemeticMutation I just accidentally a whole Coca-Cola bottle. Is this bad?]]
** At least you couldn't a Pepsi.
** [[LostInTransmission Guys, you can't just verbs out of sentences.]]
* [[Webvideo/BadMovieBeatdown What the bollocking tits ass]] [[Webvideo/ObscurusLupa is a Gooby?!]]
** [[WebOriginal/{{Dolan}} gooby plz]]
** Not to be confused with [[VideoGame/PokemonXAndY a Goomy]].
* WebVideo/WhatTheFuckIsWrongWithYou
** [[Film/{{Chinatown}} Forget it, Nash.]] [[OnlyInFlorida It's Florida.]]
** More than we have time to discuss here.
* [[{{Memes/Music}} Does]] Music/BrunoMars [[{{WebVideo/GameGrumps}} is gay?]]
* ''WebVideo/IsItAGoodIdeaToMicrowaveThis''
* [[Webcomic/CtrlAltDel Is this loss?]]
** [[BlatantLies Yes]]. FissionMailed.
* [[LetsPlay/{{Versus}} Are your boobs ready?]]
** [[IHaveBoobsYouMustObey Oh, I'm ready. You might not be.]]
* [[LetsPlay/{{Versus}} Vagisil?]]
* [[WebVideo/DeathNoteAbridgedParodyCharlestonVO Three: Is also a number. Isn't that right, Watari?]]
** Why do you think we have that page titled RuleOfThree?
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zgSef7f4Tmc So this is the stuffing?]]
** This is the stuffing!
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=buI_EY_wme8 Why is it blue?]]
** Because it's forking blue. Stop looking for symbolism.
** Because we managed to fix the redlinks in the article. [[RepairDontRespond You're welcome!]]
* [[https://youtu.be/Hxjofn2bYE8 Do you know the way?]]
** [[VideoGame/BlazBlueCentralFiction You're repeating yourself again, Ragna.]] [[NoSenseOfDirection You don't have to tell me, I'll be fine.]]
* [[WebVideo/AtopTheFourthWall Should we do something?]]
** We should do something!
*** Should we do something?
* [[WebVideo/TheFamilyGamingTeam When will somebody teach me how to walk like Shawn?]]
* [[WebVideo/TFSAtTheTable What's the secret ingredient?]]
** [[VideoGame/PaperMario Cleanser.]]
** Is it... love?
*** Oh, you're a cute one.
* [[Music/BadLipReading Have I brought this chicken for us to eat?]]
* [[http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/300/864/576.jpg What if you wanted to go to Heaven, but God said, "Nahh, remember when you kept scrolling?"]]
** Said God is [[Discworld/MonstrousRegiment Nuggan]], right?
* [[WebVideo/NonePiece What]] ''[[WebVideo/NonePiece does]]'' [[WebVideo/NonePiece the 'D' stand for?]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=olEbwhWDYwM Me and the girls were going to sneak into an abandoned mental asylum this weekend with a ouija board. Do you want to come?]]
** Don't get your hopes up. I don't think you'll get anything more than some wasted time in an abandoned area.
** I, er... [[BlatantLies I'll be washing my hair. All evening.]]
** [[NightmareFetishist Sure! I'll bring the candles, tarot cards and blood of a she-goat]].
* [[WebVideo/NonePiece Nami, my nose is six inches long, I'm wearing a hair-net, and I just shit myself. Do you really think I have a plan 'B'?"]]
* [[WebVideo/GameGrumps WHAT IS THIS?! WHAT IS THIS?! WHAT IS MY LIFE?!]]
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Other]]
* How do hedgehogs reproduce?
** Very carefully.
** [[{{Squick}} I saw the video in seventh grade science class.]] They do it doggy style.
*** I thought they could [[Literature/{{Discworld}} never be buggered at all.]]
** I dunno, try reading [[Franchise/SonicTheHedgehog his]] fanfiction.
** Regularly.
** [[ComicallyMissingThePoint They give birth to live young, the number generally depending on the size of the hedgehog species in question.]]
* Why did the chicken cross the road?
** To get to the other side.
** Does it need a reason?
** She was suffering from a terrible case of insomnia, making her desperate to get [[{{Pun}} tired]].
** [[ComedicSociopathy I don't think it had much choice after I chucked out there]].
** [[Film/BicentennialMan Perhaps a predator was chasing it.]]
*** Nonsense. Film/{{Predator}}s wouldn't chase it unless it was armed.
** To get to a restaurant?
** Because it's lost track of its life
** It's a sad day when a chicken can't cross a road without its motives being questioned.
** [[Film/{{Stripes}} TO GET FROM THE LEFT TO THE RIGHT!]]
** The light was green. What, did you think he was just gonna stand there?
*** I dream of a better tomorrow: a world where a chicken can cross the road and not be questioned about its motives.
** To get away from you.
*** [[Theatre/{{Gypsy}} You'll never get away from me.]]
** The chicken clearly thought it was playing ''VideoGame/{{Frogger}}''.
*** [[Music/PaulAndStorm Now why the chicken might have done it, I just couldn't say; but if I wanna make it home this is the only way....]]
* What's up?
** The sky.
** The ceiling.
** [[WesternAnimation/{{Up}} A house, floating via a truly ridiculous number of balloons.]]
** [[WesternAnimation/TotalDrama I think I see a bird...]]
*** [[VideoGame/Portal2 AGH! BIRD BIRD BIRD BIRD]]
** [[Literature/{{Animorphs}} <Up is the opposite of down. Although, of course, those terms are meaningless outside the context of a distinct, localized gravity field.>]]
** [[Series/MockTheWeek The funny thing is, the closer it gets the more it looks like]] [[PianoDrop a piano]].
*** '''[[ThatsGottaHurt *CLANG*]]''' [[WebAnimation/AsdfMovie Whose idea was this?!]]
* What's new?
** Guinea, Zealand, Orleans...
*** York, Hampshire, Mexico...
** Scooby Doo
** [[TooMuchInformation I've got this rash that wasn't there yesterday.]]
** [[GeniusBonus C over lambda]].
* What's your name?
** I! AM! Franchise/{{B|atman}}ATMAN!
** [[Music/TheBeatles You know my name, look up the number.]]
** [[Wrestling/DwayneJohnson IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!]]
** MyNameIsInigoMontoya
*** [[YouKilledMyFather You killed my father.]]
*** [[PrepareToDie Prepare to die.]]
*** [[Film/ThePrincessBride Stop]] [[StopSayingThat saying that!]]
** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a67H_0gOEYM I'm Fred the Beard.]]
** [[Series/Roots1977 Kunta. Kunta Kinte.]]
*** (''whipcrack'') YOUR NAME IS TOBY!
** JustForFun/CandleJack
*** You just HAD to s[[spoiler:ay... I heard about this page, but I never thought I'd actually be on it...]]
** IAmSpartacus
*** No, I am Spartacus!
*** No, I am!
*** It is I!
*** [[spoiler:Well, I know I'm not Spartacus...]]
*** [[Film/MontyPythonsLifeOfBrian I'm Brian, and so is my wife!]]
** IAmLegion
** [[Series/DoctorWho Just "the Doctor".]]
** Bond. Film/JamesBond. [Theme tune]
** [[MathematiciansAnswer No it isn't]].
** [[WesternAnimation/TransformersAnimated My name is Optimus Prime!]]
** [[Film/MontyPythonAndTheHolyGrail What's your quest?]]
** Hi! My name is! (What?) My name is! (Who?) My name is -- (chicka-chicka) -- [[Music/{{Eminem}} Slim Shady.]]
** [[VideoGame/DeadRising2 West]]. [[VideoGame/DeadRising Frank West]].
*** [[Creator/WillSmith Desperado]]. [[EarWorm Rough rida]]. [[Film/WildWildWest No, you don't want nada]].
** [[VideoGame/SilentHill1 My name is Harry Mason.]] [[MemeticMutation I'm in town on vacation.]]
** [[VideoGame/JetSetRadio SUPA BROTHAAAAAAA!]]
** [[Series/{{Solitary}} Wrong. There is a number on the side of your pod. THAT is your new name.]]
** [[WesternAnimation/SpongebobSquarepants NO, THIS IS PATRICK!]]
** [[LetsPlay/TwitchPlaysPokemon ABBBBBBK. My friend is JLVWNNOOOO.]]
** [[VideoGame/SouthParkTheStickOfTruth You entered "Douchebag." Is that correct?]]
** [[Franchise/KingdomHearts My name is of no importance. What about you? Do you remember your true name?]]
** [[Series/HouseOfAnubis I'm Nina, I'm from America!]]
** My name is [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yon_Yonson Yon Yonson]], I come from Wisconsin; I work in a lumberyard there....
** Who's your daddy?
*** Is he rich like me?
** I'm Henry the Eighth, I am, Henry the Eighth, I am, I am...
** It's Music/{{Janet|Jackson}}. "Miss Jackson" if you're nasty.
** [[VideoGame/{{Skullgirls}} My name is Painwheel and I like sewing, puppies and long walks on the beach!]]
** My name is [[Literature/DresdenFiles Harry Blackstone Copperfield Dresden]]. [[BadassBoast Conjure by it at your own risk]].
** [[Film/GuardiansOfTheGalaxy I am Groot.]]
*** [[Film/GuardiansOfTheGalaxyVol2 I'm Mary Poppins, y'all!]]
** [[VideoGame/TalesOfSymphonia Give me your name and I will give you mine.]]
** [[VideoGame/{{Marathon}} I have been Roland, Achilles, Beowulf, Gilgamesh. I have been called a hundred names and will be called a thousand more by the time the world goes dim and cold. I am hero.]]
** ''[[ShrinkingViolet (extremely softly)]]'' [--[[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic Fluttershy...]]--]
** [[VideoGame/{{Hatred}} My name is not important. What is important is what I'm going to do]].
** [[WebVideo/EpicRapBattlesOfHistory I'm N-I-E-T-Z-S-C-H-E, and I'll end any motherfucker like my name in a spelling bee!]]
** [[WebComic/EightBitTheater I am Sarda. My will be done.]]
** [[Literature/WingsOfFire Darkstalker, I'm freaking waiting, no one will free me]]
** [[Music/JohnnyCash MY NAME IS SUE! HOW DO YOU DO! NOW YOU GONNA DIE!]]
** [[Music/TwentyOnePilots My name's Blurryface and I care what you think.]]
** [[Series/BreakingBad Heisenberg]].
** [[WebVideo/CyanideAndHappiness Hi there, I'm Ted Bear, and we're gonna learn how to survive!]]
** [[Film/MontyPythonAndTheHolyGrail It is Arthur, King of the Britons.]]
** [[Franchise/{{Blazblue}} I am the White Void. I am the cold steel. I am the just sword. With blade in hand I will reap the sins of this world and cleanse it in the fires of destruction! I am Hakumen!]]
*** [[{{Bathos}} Please leave a message after the tone.]]
** Theatre/{{Hamilton}}. My name is Alexander Hamilton.
** [[Literature/{{Animorphs}} My name is Jake. Just Jake. I can't tell you my last name.]]
** [[WhosOnFirst No, What's the name of the guy on second.]]
* [[FanFic Will X and Y get together?]]
** [[ShipToShipCombat No! X should be with Z!]]
** Who's Y? An [[OriginalCharacter OC]]? [[VideoGame/MegaManX We all know he's best with Zero!]]
** [[VideoGame/PokemonXAndY Yes, they were released at the same time all over the world.]]
** I don't know, but I often see A and E together. Then again, I also see O and E together... hmm...[[note]]It's called a ligature, by the way.[[/note]]
** They've barely met yet. You have to wait until JustForFun/XMeetsY.
* How is babby formed? How girl get pragnent?
** When girl gets male gametes all in her mature female gamete or gametes, embryo attaches to uterine wall, absorbs nutrition from girl, and grows into babby.
** "Special hugging" between ignorant people.
** People have babies when the girl and the guy decide to [[{{Beat}} ...]] [[TakeAThirdOption go to the orphanage and adopt one.]]
** Well, [[VideoGame/KingdomOfLoathing when a stork and a cabbage love each other very much]]...
** [[GrammarNazi Sheesh, where'd you learn to spell?]] Truly, YouMakeMeSic.
** [[Webcomic/{{Xkcd}} Accidentally, in your base.]]
* When was the War of 1812 fought?
** 1813. Both sides were terrible procrastinators.
** 1813, and 14, and 15. Not the best name for a war, really...
** Wait, [[NamesTheSame which one]], the one in America or the one in Europe?
*** [[Film/MontyPythonAndTheHolyGrail Uh, I don't know that.]] '''AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!''' ''[falls into gorge]''
** [[Music/ThreeDeadTrollsInABaggie And the White House burned, burned, burrrrrrrrrrrned...]]
* [[MindScrew What is the answer to this question?]]
** [[MathematiciansAnswer Any response I give.]]
*** No, it isn't.
*** [[Series/BabylonFive While every answer is a response, not every response is an answer]].
** [[Series/{{QI}} Blue whale.]] ''[[[MostWonderfulSound klaxon]]]''
** [[Franchise/TheHitchhikersGuidetotheGalaxy 42!!!]]
** [[MathematiciansAnswer Yes]]
** Yes, no, no honestly I'm stumped
** No, 'what' is a non-personal interrogative pronoun.
** No, [[WhosOnFirst he's the guy on second base]].
* [[Franchise/{{Transformers}} WhY mY ShOuLdErS hUrT?]]
** Because [[Franchise/{{Transformers}} YoUr LiFe iS pAiN]].
** [[Film/ManosTheHandsOfFate tHe MaStEr InSiStS uPoN iT.]]
** I blame Pat Lee.
** [[Webcomic/{{Homestuck}} BeCaUsE YoUv'E CoNsUmEd ToO MuCh SoPoR SlImE]].
** Because I ate them
* How's school?
** Crappy.
** [[Music/AliceCooper Out for summer. Or possibly forever.]]
* How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
** [[VideoGames/MonkeyIsland2LechucksRevenge A woodchuck could chuck no amount of wood since a woodchuck can’t chuck wood.]]
*** But if a woodchuck could chuck and would chuck some amount of wood, what amount of wood could a woodchuck chuck?
*** Even if a woodchuck could chuck wood, and even if a woodchuck would chuck wood, why should a woodchuck chuck wood?
*** [[OverlyLongGag A woodchuck should chuck wood if a woodchuck could chuck wood, as long as a woodchuck would chuck wood.]]
*** Shut up.
** A hell of a lot.
** As much wood as a wood chuck would chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood.
** This is a clean website, [[NotSafeForWork I can't tell you that.]]
** [[WesternAnimation/SouthPark Seventeen]].
** [[WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy But I don't want to be a woodchuck. I want to be a doctor]].
*** How much ''disease'' could a woodchuck ''doctor'' cure if a woodchuck doctor could ''cure disease''? Is that sounding right to you? No.
** More importantly, [[ComicStrip/CalvinAndHobbes how many boards would the Mongols hoard if the Mongol hordes got bored?]]... oh, never mind.
* [[WesternAnimation/AdventureTime What]] [[Series/HomeImprovement time]] [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Howdy_Doody is it?]]
** 8:25 PM, EST. At least, at the time of writing.
** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s8MDNFaGfT4 Peanut Butter Jelly Time!]]
** [[Franchise/TheHitchhikersGuideToTheGalaxy Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.]]
*** [[WesternAnimation/AvatarTheLastAirbender Time is an illusion, and so are pants.]]
** It's time to D-D-DUEL
** [[WebAnimation/ASDFMovie IT'S MUFFIN TIME!!!!]]
*** Actually, it's 12:30.
*** Somebody kill me!
** [[Series/LifeOnMars2006 Beer]] [[Series/AshesToAshes o'clock]].
** [[SpotOfTea Tea time]].
*** [[Literature/{{Discworld}} It's Teh-ah-tim-eh!]]
*** [[Music/EmilieAutumn It's time for war, it's time for blood, it's... time... for... TEA!]]
*** [[Literature/AliceInWonderland It's always tea time.]]
** [[Film/HighSchoolMusical SUMMERTIME! IT'S OUR VACATION!]]
*** [[WesternAnimation/RegularShow It's summertime and you know what that means, gonna head down to the beach, gonna do some beachy things.]]
** [[WebVideo/LoadingReadyRun Bagel time, it's bagel time, hey everybody it's bagel time!]]
** [[Music/BeastieBoys IT'S TIME TO GET ILL!]]
*** [[Anime/KirbyRightBackAtYa I turned myself into a icecube and I still ain't sick! What am I doing wrong?!]]
** Dan o'clock!
** [[Music/AlanJackson It's 5 o'clock somewhere.]]
** Two thirty. [[note]]Time to go to the dentist.[[/note]]
** [[Webcomic/BrawlInTheFamily WALUIGI TIME!]]
** [[Series/TheMuppetShow It's time to play the music, it's time to light the lights...]]
** [[Machinima/RedVsBlue It's nap time. It comes after pants time.]]
** [[WesternAnimation/CaptainCaveman UNGA BUNGA!]]
** [[VideoGame/SilentHill2 Good heavens, it's rape o' clock!!]]
** [[{{Wrestling/Vader}} OH, IT'S TIME! IT'S TIME! IT'S... VADER... TIME!!!]]
** [[FriendlyTickleTorture IT'S TICKLE TIME!]]
** [[VideoGame/FinalFantasyVI Well, if you're in Zozo, it's the time nobody says it is.]]
** [[WesternAnimation/AdventureTime ADVENTURE TIME!]]
*** [[WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}} It's time for]] [[ActorAllusion you]] [[TakeThatMe to shut up]]!
** It's Tiger Time! [[note]]From Tiger Beer advertising dating back to at least 1999. Also the name of a beer place in Susukino, Sapporo, Hokkaido, Japan, selling beers from around the world, including Tiger Beer.[[/note]]
** [[Series/MightyMorphinPowerRangers It's morphin' time!]]
*** [[Series/PowerRangersTimeForce Time for Time Force!]]
** [[Film/JingleAllTheWay It's turbo time!]]
** [[WebVideo/KickAssia I've got 3:24 here.]] [[note]]But I think [[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Spoony's]] watch is more accurate. [[/note]]
** Stop! ''[{{Beat}}]'' [[Music/MCHammer Hammertime]]!
** [[ComicBook/FantasticFour It's clobberin' time!]]
** Uh...time for me to get a new watch. My current one's stopped.
** [[WebVideo/DontHugMeImScared It's quarter to 9:00, time to take a bath.]]
** Closing time, one last call for alcohol, so finish your whiskey or beer.
** [[VideoGame/FireEmblemAwakening Time to tip the scales!]]
** [[VideoGame/{{Xenoblade}} Now it's Reyn time!]]
*** [[VideoGame/SuperSmashBros Now it's Shulk time!]]
** [[Series/HouseOfAnubis It is ten o'clock! You have five minutes precisely, and then I shall want to hear a pin...drop.]]
** [[VideoGame/TeamFortress2 It's team time, doctor!]]
** [[Music/{{Chicago}} Does anybody really know what time it is?]]
** [[Theatre/{{Hamilton}} SHOWTIME SHOWTIME YO!]]
** [[WesternAnimation/TripTank 4:20.]]
*** Nice.
** [[VideoGame/{{Overwatch}} It's high noon...]]
** [[Music/PanicAtTheDisco 'Cause it's nine in the afternoon...]]
** [[WebAnimation/TheLazerCollection Half past]] -- '''[[FrickinLaserBeams BLAAAAAAAAAAH]]'''
** [[Creator/MichaelRosen Time to muck about!]]
** [[VideoGame/SonicGenerations It's the exact same time as when you asked earlier, and it will BE the exact same time as when you ask later.]] [[SuddenlyShouting THERE IS NO TIME HERE!!!]]
** [[Music/BillyJoel It's nine o'clock on a Saturday... The regular crowd shuffles in...]]
* Why can't I hold all these limes?
** Because you're trying to type and carry fruit at the same time, and you only have two hands. Maybe a basket of some sort would help.
** Because I'm bad at [[IncrediblyLamePun pickup limes]].
* Can't we all just get along?
** No. [[ComedicSociopathy That would]] [[VillainsActHeroesReact be boring.]]
** We could. Just be prepared for tons of paperwork.
* "Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?"
** Looks like the backstroke.
** [[WesternAnimation/{{Ducktales}} Uh....the Watusi?]]
** [[WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}} He appears to be giving you the finger, sir.]]
** Drowning. [[WhatTheHellHero You could have saved him instead of sitting there bitching about it, you know.]]
** Be silent, you fool, or the rest will want one!
*** '''[[Series/FawltyTowers WHAT?!]]'''
** Awfully sorry, the chef moonlights as a tailor and was repairing a pair of trousers.
** ''Shh!'' That's no fly, that's the last customer who complained! The chef's a wizard!
* Why do we have to climb that mountain?
** Because it's there!
** [[BrickJoke That's where we parked.]]
** ''You'' might feel obligated. ''I'm'' not climbing the damn thing unless there's something in it for me.
** [[Film/StarTrekVTheFinalFrontier Captain Kirk is]].
** Because I ordered you to, you fools! Now carry me over that mountain!
** Hey, ''you'' wished to [[VideoGame/FinalFantasyIV become the paladin]].
** [[NurseryRhyme The grand old duke of York told us to.]]
** [[Music/WeirdAlYankovic IT'S GOOD FOR YOU!]]
* How do you get to Carnegie Hall?
** [[Film/LastActionHero In a body bag if you don't drop that.]]
*** [[VideoGame/{{Skullgirls}} Going down?]]
** Practice, man! Practice!
* Am I a man dreaming I'm a butterfly, [[SchrodingersButterfly or a butterfly dreaming I'm a man?]]
** [[WesternAnimation/InvaderZim But... you're a woman.]]
** Actually, [[VideoGame/ChronoTrigger I'm a bowling ball dreaming I'm a plate of sushi.]]
** No, [[WesternAnimation/PinkyAndTheBrain actually you are an escaped lab mouse out to take over the world.]]
* Is there a doctor in the house?
** I'm a doctor!
*** [[WesternAnimation/BugsBunny What's up, doc?]]
*** [[WebAnimation/ASDFMovie Then you're a nerd!]]
** I thought the doctor ''was'' Series/{{House}}....
*** No, ''I'm'' [[Series/DoctorWho The Doctor]].
** Well, technically yes. I have a doctorate in geography.
* [[{{Troll}} U mad bro?]]
** TheyCalledMeMad...I'll show them!
** I'm not mad...I'm just disappointed...
** [[Disney/RobinHood He's gone stark raving]] '''[[Disney/RobinHood MAD!!!]]'''
* Bro, do you even lift?
** No. Stop taunting me!
** [[VideoGame/SuperSmashBros Me, and all my other brothers and sisters too.]]
** Um, everybody with arms can and do.
* What are you up to?
** About 6 foot.
** The Internet is a time-wasting device, so nothing.
*** [[TVTropesWillRuinYourLife Tv Tropes, doubly so.]]
** I'm stuck on VideoGame/{{the|LegendOfZeldaOcarinaOfTime}} [[ThatOneLevel Water Temple]].
** [[Film/AHardDaysNight Page five]].
** I'm knocking on doors, if necessary.
* What's that behind you?
** [[RunningGag Carmen Sandiego.]]
** [[Webcomic/ElGoonishShive A demonic duck of some sort?]]
** [[Videogame/MonkeyIsland A three-headed monkey!]]
** [[Webcomic/BobAndGeorge I know this is probably a trick, but I can't afford to take the chance that it's not.]]
*** Yoink!
* What do you want to be when you grow up?
** [[WebAnimation/DiamondInTheRoughTouhou I will be different.]]
** [[Anime/{{Pokemon}} I wanna be the very best, like no one ever was!]]
** [[WesternAnimation/TheBoondocks A doctor.]]
*** {{N|WordPrivileges}}igga, did I just catch you [[FelonyMisdemeanor wantin' to be shit?!]] ''[[DisproportionateRetribution *slap*]]''
** [[AGodAmI God.]]
* [[TheTroubleWithTickets Sir, do you know how fast you were going?]]
** [[WebVideo/FiveSecondFilms Real fast? Fuck yeah!]]
** [[WebVideo/FiveSecondFilms Fast enough for a turkey dinner... with gravy...]]
** No, [[GeniusBonus I needed to know my position on the map more]].
*** And now I'm lost.
** [[ReadingsAreOffTheScale Honestly, no. My speedometer doesn't go that high]].
** Maybe, but since you obviously don't know yourself, you can't charge me with anything.
** [[Creator/JimmyDavis About 65 mph, which is about 56mph, which is oh, so fast!]]
** [[Film/BackToTheFuture EIGHTY-EIGHT MILES PER HOUR!]]
* If Wiki/TVTropes is so good, then how come there's no TV Tropes [[{{Sequel}} 2]]?
** ExecutiveMeddling.
** We have to give other websites a fighting chance.
** Because Administrivia/TwoPointZero is a really ambitious project.
** If 2 is so good, then why isn't there a [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment 2 2]]?
* [[http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/dedotated-wam What's the wackomended amount of]] [[ElmuhFuddSyndwome dedotated wam I should ave to serve?]]
** Enuff for everywun to ave enuff to eat.
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[[folder:Subversions]]
* Who is buried in Grant's tomb?
** No one: The tomb isn't underground.
* When was the War of 1812 fought?
** From 1812 to 1815.
** Or from 1812 to 1814. The Battle of New Orleans took place after the Treaty of Ghent was signed.
* How long was UsefulNotes/TheHundredYearsWar?
** About 116 years, give or take.
* How long was The UsefulNotes/ThirtyYearsWar?
** Thirty years, or forty-one if you include the Franco-Spanish War.
** Twenty-nine.
* The "Canary Islands" are named for which animal?
** The dog. In Latin, "Canariae Insulae" means "Island of the dogs". (The bird was named after the islands.)
* What was the color of George Washington's white horse?
** [[https://secure.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/wiki/Gray_%28horse%29 Grey]].
* What colour is a white rhino?
** Black. The word "white" in the name is mistranslated and really should be "wide".
* From which animal do you get Cat Gut?
** Sheep and goats.
* In which month did the the October Revolution take place?
** In November. [[labelnote:*]]At the time, Russia still used the Julian calendar, which did give the current month as October.[[/labelnote]]
* In what month is Oktoberfest?
** September, actually. It's too cold in October.
* Which was the first name of King George VI?
** Albert. [[labelnote:*]]Albert was too Germanic for a title, considering Germany was starting World War II[[/labelnote]]
* What kind of animal did Prince Sang Nila Utama see that caused him to found a settlement called Singapura[[labelnote:*]] Ancient Singapore [[/labelnote]], or Lion City?
** A tiger. [[labelnote:*]] The legend ''claims'' that he saw a lion, but there is absolutely no evidence of lions ever existing in South East Asia, while at least three species of tiger did. [[/labelnote]]
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[[folder:Inversions (Get a Stupid Question)]]
* JustForFun/FortyTwo.
** [[WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants I thought of something funnier than 24!]]
** [[CallBack What is the answer to this question?]]
* IdTellYouButThenIdHaveToKillYou
** How come we don't use [=MediaWiki=]?
* BecauseISaidSo
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* [[LogicBomb It does now...]]
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