- Dunkelzahn's Will:
An ally spirit will inhabit the cat owned by Maude Greider for one year, a period of time that represents Ms. Greiderís current life expectancy. The spirit will provide companionship to Ms. Greider, who already believes the cat talks to her. This arrangement will simply make her belief come true. May your final days be peaceful, Maude ó you deserve a little peace.
To Robert Page, I leave my copy of an ancient text that proves elves are not the only race to possess a unique language. Take pride in your heritage and continue to promote the rights of your people, for the orks have always fought to rise above the position in which others would keep them. May this document aid your struggle up from below.
- Slamm-O and Netcat naming their son Jack.