Haiku: The Word Weary

John Kossler is sad.
But John thinks sad is funny.
And thus John's comic.

His name's really Nick.
But most people don't know that.
Sigh. Poor Poor Trotmann.

Yorick is a dick
And so are all of John's Friends
This is the sad truth

R2-D2 elves
Get all depressed about shit
Then we laugh at them.

Guess what has two thumbs
And thinks that your vagina
Is Fabulous. ME.