John Kossler is sad.\\
But John thinks sad is funny.\\
And thus John's comic.

His name's really Nick.\\
But most people don't know that.\\
'''Sigh.''' Poor Poor Trotmann.

Yorick is a dick\\
And so are all of John's Friends\\
This is the sad truth

R2-D2 elves\\
Get all depressed about shit\\
Then we laugh at them.

Guess what has two thumbs\\
And thinks that your vagina\\
Is Fabulous. [[ ME.]]