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Haiku: The Nostalgia Critic

He's the critic who
Recalls all the lame old crap
So that you need not.
Doctor Nemesis (edited by Laevatein)

Caustic Critic who
We all like to listen to
'Cause he is so right.

He's the Nostalgia
Critic, he remembers it
So you don't have to.
~Dragonfire8181

A BAT CREDIT CARD?!
WHY?!?! WHY?!?! A BAT CREDIT CARD?!?!
AAARRGGHH! Cue the gunshots.
~SizzlyBacon

The stuff that we watched
As kids wasn't always good...
Doug gives examples.
~So We Ate Them

No, movie! Hold it!
You HAVE to explain this crap!
Just...Ex...PLAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIN! *KA-BOOM*
— Werebunny131

He's rather funny,
Even though he sometimes is,
A bit too angry.