I really wonder\\
How do you get a job there\\
My name ''is'' Kevin...

Don't read the tropes yet\\
Go and watch the movie first\\
Seriously, dude

You come for the gore.\\
These events are oddly fixed.\\
Is there a reason?

Oh God so much blood.\\
You would think it makes it bad.\\
It just makes out great.

Seen it all before.\\
Five friends go to a cabin.\\
The Unicorn's new.

The fool is a threat.\\
Mordecai is on speaker.\\
But they hear him not.