Haiku / Fetish Retardant

Somewhere, someone is
Getting a boner from this—
That someone ain't me.

That's hot to someone?
What the hell is wrong with them?
Can't they be normal?

You find that sexy?
I just don't see the appeal.
No. That's disgusting.

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